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Your descendants rape defendants

The latest insult in the your mom gay series, if used against you, will instantly destroy you and your family and curses your children and descendants. Used to counter the latest
John: your mom gay
Tim: your dad lesbian
John: your granny tranny
Tim: your grandpap a trap
John: your sister a mister
Tim: your brother a mother
John: your niece obese
Tim: your nephew undress you
John: your family tree LGBT
Tim: your ancestors were investors
John: your descendants rape defendants
Tim: *dies in the most painful and slow way possible along with his extended family and their bodies are erased from existence*

dependacrat 

A democrat who depends on hard working American tax payers to support their living habits. A card carrying member of the free shit army.
This dependacrat cannot be self-sufficient and believes the government owes them everything.
dependacrat by J3ST3R July 26, 2014
"We have a full degenda today... hookers, drugs, and gambling! No time to waste!"
degenda by 2cardstud93 September 13, 2013

DEPENDA KAREN 

A Karen who is a military wife. She thinks she is her husband’s rank and that the base is her personal playground. If you disagree with her she will make your life a nightmare and act like a victim when called out. Hate that a dependa Karen gives is mostly online in the base’s private Facebook groups, but she is also unpleasant to get along with in real life. She usually spreads Christian hate while sporting designer handbags and a car she cannot afford on her husband’s salary, which is rarely above an E-4 rank.
Sara: Did you hear about Ariana on the bases’s private group? She’s starting drama with anyone who doesn’t like it here. Watch out she’s on the digital warpath.

Amy: Wow she is such a dependa Karen.
DEPENDA KAREN by Neko:3 March 5, 2022

Dependapotamus

Dependapotamus are generally found in the domesticated areas of military bases. Contrary to believe, not all dependopatomi are overweight. The term has become a general description for a military dependent. It is a funny, joking term used to discribe spouse that is completely reliant on their military member. You can normally catch a dependapotamus at a Starbucks, yoga, or eating sushi with their dependasquad. Dependapotamus come in all shapes and sizes and are very territorial of their military spouses. Watch out, they bite ;)
My friends wife/husband (yes they exist ) is a dependapotamus. She/he shops, yogas, and doesn’t have a job but claims the rank and status of the military member.
Dependapotamus by AERDROW November 14, 2019

Dependabuddy 

Dependable + buddy.
A word to describe that one friend who is always there for you; Your most trustworthy friend who will always have your back in a crisis.
Wow, I forgot my lunch AGAIN but my friend brought an extra sandwich for me — she's such a dependabuddy
Dependabuddy by Shlkp February 22, 2018