Danny Devoted

A disciple of the one and only, glorious, loraxious, trash maniest, Danny Devito.

Come you unsaved heathens, you must join the Danny Devoted, and finally learn the true meaning of the Lorax.

by TheAnarchy August 5, 2020

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Puerto Rican Deviled Egg

When a guy is hovered over his girl and is jerking off on her face, and when he cums on her face he simultaneously shits on her chest... he must really like her a lot!!!

*don't do this if you have bad knees

Fun Fact = if you have explosive diarrhea and do this whilst cuming on her face, its called a Puerto Rican Volcano.

Ex. Knowing I was going to see my girl later, I went to Cotijas and ate 2 juicy carnitas burritos with extra sour cream and hot sauce. I then proceeded straight to Amanda's house, hoping I wouldn't shit myself, knowing I was on borrowed time. As soon as I walked through the door, I had to tip toe, knowing I might shit myself. I grabbed her hand and rushed her into the bedroom, threw her on the bed while I rapidly took my pants off, I straddled her chest and gave her the best Puerto Rican Deviled Egg she's ever had.

Ex. I was having a shitty day, it was a typical Tuesday, so I went through the drive-thru at Arbys and got a number 2. As I finished my Arbyque, I told the wife I was coming home, I felt something strong coming on. She was dead asleep when I arrived, my genitals started rise. So I gave her a wink, put on the stink, and gave her a Puerto Rican Deviled Egg... while unawakened.

by Jason’s Sugar Tits July 6, 2021

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