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desperado

A desperado is a kind of joint. When someone runs out of weed, with little hope of weed in the immediate future, they may opt to roll and smoke a desperado, which is a joint made up of all the joint-ends in the ashtray, the scrapings-out of all the weed baggies lying around, and pretty much all the weed from everywhere that there might be weed.

It's never really worth it - it's normally completely minging, and it can be a bit of an effort finishing off a desperado because it is the pinnacle of horrible. It might get you a tiny bit stoned, but you'll probably be so miserable after smoking something so horrible that you'll want to die.

Actually, fuck it. It's always worth it.
Dear Diary,

It's been eighteen hours since I ran out of weed. I've been in a cold sweat for forteen of them, and I've already clawed out my left eye. The only thing I can think of doing is smoking a desperado, although it'll make my fingers smell, half of it will be ash, and I probably wont get stoned at all. But at least it's something to do!

I'm sinking deeper and deeper into withdrawal. I NEED A DESPERADO NOW.

Signing off,

John Major.
by Earfetish September 13, 2005
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desparate

When horny males over the age of 16 follow and hook up with girls of the age of 14 and under.
male #1: dude lets sneak out to jenna's house tonight! i hear shes having a sleep over with her friends so there will be plenty of underage chicks to go around!

male #2: niceee man im in!

male#3: I havent gotten any in a month! im desparate!
by yankeesfan2200 July 24, 2009
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Desperado

Someone who is desperate for a boyfriend/girlfriend, when really they just want attention from the opposite sex for reassurance.

Someone who acts "desperate" for a boyfriend/girlfriend and denies it.
Alicia be actin' like a damn desperado with her damn hair flipping.

He looks like a desperado just trying to talk to Jessica.
by BooBooChaquita February 22, 2011
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Desparate Sandwich

A threesome that results from three people that are hardly attracted to each other, if at all, but the convenience of presence, and the desire of sex is too great
Dude, I was with Dave and Sarah last night, and it ended in a Desparate Sandwich.
by Yanoszthegreat June 17, 2018
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Desperatality

When you get extremely desperate to where you can’t get anymore desperate.
Dude 1 - “Bro I need to eat food! I’m so hungry!
Dude 2 - “Wow the amount of desperatality you have!
by The Supreme Demon February 10, 2019
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desaraya

A pretty smart girl that cares about other people feelings even when they don't care about her's she the one who make sure everyone is good before she makes sure she good and she is a good friend and she is someone how don't show if there hurt they will try there best to cover it up when low-key they wish they really had someone to talk to and they are someone who fall to fast for people a get hurt repeatedly
Person: what's your first expression on someone named desaraya

Me: ..........
by Desaraya caty October 25, 2019
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desperados alarm clock

An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.
Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.
by Garydog November 18, 2021
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