Desk

Desk is a retard. He is known for nothing. He is useless. It can also be used an an insult.

Hey desk, you are a retard, go kill yourself.

by PooPOoPeEPeeabcd1234sksksks November 4, 2019

Desk

The root of hell in school.

Fuck this desk.

by Ballsinator69420swag May 27, 2015

desk

something to have nongay sex with

Hey my Jewish friend want to have nongay sex on a desk

by Mr Lemonstine1 September 4, 2018

Desk

Those shitty desks connected to chairs that schools have

The desk i have is so shitty my knees are cramped.

by LesterLopaz November 13, 2019

Desk

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Sexual position that a man is placing lego bricks on a woman making a desk on her back

Guy:1 yoo i just did the DESK with my Girl!!
Guy:2 *High-fives* wait isn't your girl my sister?

by Absolute chungus glizzy goblin December 11, 2020

desk

A really nice place to nap in school.

I want to sleep on that desk

by Penis renis March 31, 2021

desk warming

a principal delight of ESL teachers in Korean public schools, where they spend vast amounts of time at their desks, with no particular assignments or tasks to complete.

Websurfing, writing emails, downloading movies and other files are common ways to pass the time.

With Winter break in full swing, Minsu the ESL phenom at the middle school found himself with oddles of timefor desk warming, which he used to download his favorite WORLD OF WARCRAFT add-on!

by Football's Dick Vermeil April 9, 2011