desk

stable surface used for tasks at hand, including sexual acts

if you were my homework i'd be doing you on my desk

by megs April 21, 2004

Desking

The act of a man throwing a desk at a man or woman,then making a hole by smashing his erection through the desk,and having sex with the person who was hit by the desk.

Mom:Jill!Why are you in a wheel chair?!

Girl:John desked me 5 times very roughly!I told him I hate desking!

by Ruffman8890 December 25, 2013

desk

genral term used when someone does/ says something REALLY REALLY stupid.

guy1: I got a tattoo last night

guy2: Of what ?

guy1: I was really drunk so I got one of Minnie Mouse

guy2: OMFG you DESK!!!

guy1: I know...

by ChlooBee April 29, 2009

desk

A place where most students sleep when they have to getup at the ass crack of dawn everyday to go to school.

I just slept for 2 hours at that desk over there in english class

by Dubiks April 6, 2019

desked

Verb - "to desk"

Derived from the soap opera "Days of Our Lives" - a girl can get "desked" when flipped onto a desk whilst having sex.

Kate Roberts and EJ wells from "Days of Our Lives" - While they were hooking up, EJ picked Kate up and slammed her down on the desk, ala Kate was desked.

by cassandra2025 December 11, 2006

desk

A chair-like structure that can be sat on or workarea.

I sat on my desk and "shot the bull"

by Tim Huff October 26, 2006

desking

When two male guys w/dicks bone behind trees

Joey and Mike were Desking behind the trees at six flags

by Britt October 27, 2004