Dereck

A man whom is very intelligent. At first, he seems shy, but earn his friendship and see otherwise. He is tall, but not the tallest around. He cares so much about others that he may forget himself. A Dereck is also very humorous, trying to turn a bad situation better. He will do nearly anything to protect ones he is close to. But this man almost always feels like something bad will happen. He will keep his feelings to himself to protect himself from humiliation, or making someone worry for him or about something else.

Dereck is a great friend! But he always seems worried....

by WorldlyCoyote II January 23, 2020

Dececco

Dececco, Pronounced ( De-Che-ko)

1. When one has ankles made of glass, that any contact or twist would result in that ankle breaking or being injured.

2. When one has never trained legs, and thus has weak ankles. That are easily injured

Origin of Dececco:
Comes from the north of Italy but since the Inquisition can be seen throughout the world

Dont tackle Marco too hard he has dececco

Man#1 - Hey Andrea, why are you not playing football this weekend?
Man#2 - i cant, i got the dececco's last weekend

Woman #1 - Hi Riccardo, would you like to dance with me?
Man #1 -Sorry, i have Dececco
Woman #1 - Oh ok, i understand!

by Master_D April 10, 2017

Defecation of character

Defecation of character is what happens when someone shits on your name in a public forum.

You: "Oh, man! Brittany just called me a ho on Facebook because I said I liked her crush."

Your friend: "Wow, that's defecation of character."

by gingermom September 29, 2009

Defecting The Children

used after one has had a skateboard, bicycle or rail smash into ones testicals, causing great amounts of pain, in some cases vomiting and even "broken balls disorder"

"Mark really Defected his children on that missed double peg"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"

by Torrance Dodge September 4, 2005

defecake

The act of breaking up with your significant other through the offering of poo cake. Essentially, the slighted party bakes an extravagant cake for their partner, takes a dump on top and then leaves it for them as a gift. Often, a goodbye message such as, "Piss off, asshole", will be written in red icing as well.

Bill: "Hey Brad, did you break up with Suzie after you caught her cheating on you?"

Brad: "Yes. I left her a lovely defecake on her dorm room table earlier today. Hope the whore and her roommates enjoy it."

Bill: "Nice."

by sillyrabbit2011 March 19, 2011

defecatorade

1. (n) Any beverage consumed while amidst on the toilet releasing a defecation.

2. (n) electrolyte-abundant drinks one consumes to keep hydrated while suffering from diarrhea or any other fluid-draining illness

1) "Hey broski, could ya roll me an Arnold Palmer? I'm gonna be in here for awhile and could use a refreshing defecatorade."

2) "Mom, when you stop at the store could you pick up some Mountain Berry Blast? I've got a nasty case of shiss and need some defecatorade to stay hydrated.

by TinyT37 November 4, 2012

demeciate

Demeciate: When your 6-7 beers deep, and your hitting on a hot babe, and your planes crashing because everything you use, kush, pills, midnight ecstasy aint workin, you are in a state of demeciation. Or in a sense, you are in the realm of Demeciation Nation. Its also whatever the hell you want it to be.

origin: Originally demeciated by a local shedder at watershed who was way too demeciated to pronounce proper English.

Raef: Im so fucking demeciated bro.
Ricky: you need to reach max demeciation, lets go demeciate some babes.
Raef: *pukes and rallies* hey girl are you demeciated?
Girl: are you retarded or just demeciated?
Raef and Ricky: Fuck yeah, you just demeciated us!
Ricky: Hey keep demeciating. just like Raef demeciated some girls ass hole last night.
Girl: ew Raef, you eat ass?
Raef: only when im demeciated.

by The Beaver commander August 6, 2018