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Derlin

Beautiful and a very Sweet Person

She can Have you Wanting her more and more

Beautiful Eyes
Great Middle Name
Wow Do You See Her, She's Definetly a Derlin
by Yeoooooo123 March 28, 2010
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Vein Drain

An unfortunate and potentially traumatic experience which occurs when a heterosexual male is masturbating to a porno flick, and notices that the porno flick is about to enter the money shot scene. The masturbator furiously races to match the timing of his ejaculation with that of the porn star's facial spray onto the cum-craving whore. However, just when the masturbator is about to climax, the scene inexplicably cuts from the gaping whore to a close-up of the porn star's sweaty face as he is jizzing. As a result, the masturbator ends up draining his willy to the porn star rather than the cum slut, leading to a deeply unpleasurable orgasm, severe long-term emotional stress, and a dark era in the masturbator's existence as he questions the meaning and purpose of life. The porn star's face is generally accented by a visible vein popping from his beefy forehead, hence the term Vein Drain.
Dude, I was jerking off to "Butt Fuck Sluts Go Nuts Pt. 9" last night, but just as I was about to erupt in sludge, the camera cut to the roid-head, leading me to vein drain. I have decided to leave all my belongings to you in my will.
by Joey the Grip June 20, 2009
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derfing

Aggressively grinding each other while making out.
Abby was derfing so hard last night with him.
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derailing a thread

The act of throwing a thread in a discussion forum off topic, oftentimes so much so that the original discussion is unable to continue.

A common result of a troll attempting to have fun at the expense of people actually trying to use the forum.

A common result of a flame war between multiple users.

Commonly helped along unintentionally by people who are simply off topic, as well as the occasional Grammar Nazi
Here is an example as might happen in the forum of an unreleased video game:

Topic: Post your ideas for things you want the developers to put into the game!

Original Poster:
Hey guys Ill edit my post to add ur ideas to this post Ill start off with destructible terrain no one's pulled that off as well as X-Com did back in the day.

Grammar Nazi:
Man Original Poster! What's with all of the huge run on sentence! Use some punctuation while you are at it too. Also, don't say ur, abbreviations are for text messaging, no one's gonna take you seriously.

Troll:
Haaahaaa, whatever Grammar nazi, ur so shtupid, wher'd u get ur PHD, shtupid land? n` Original Poster, wat u doin playin such an old game like X-Com for, it's SOOOO dated, I hate da graphics and der are so many bugs n crap

Original Poster:
Hey, X-Com is still rated the #1 game of all time by a lot of people! Who cares if it's got dated graphics, and if you get the right version or a fan made patch you can run it on a modern system easy.

Moderator:
Troll, stop trying to derail threads, this is your first warning, two more and it's a ban.

And Grammar Nazi, don't correct people's grammar in a thread, if you absolutely MUST do it, send a private message instead so it doesn't clutter up the forum!

I see you two derailing a thread every time I log onto the forum. And Original Poster, get back on topic or I'm going to lock this thread,
by ZOMGRLY? February 23, 2009
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Sperm drain

A female who is on this planet to only receive the cock. She takes so much cock that her holes are just drains for sperm.
"Mary has fucked the whole team in the office"
"Really, that whore is a complete fucking sperm drain"
by MickyHow August 30, 2013
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drain gang

Drain gang, I got dirty tricks, street magician.
by Goldyielock$ May 13, 2018
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Derping

Coughing while at the same time being scared
I was Derping
by BobbyPink December 3, 2020
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