DeLanda

A woman of strong faith and integrity. A light that shines bright for all to see and draw strength from in times of need. You have a heart of compassion and stand strong through the trials of life fighting for those that can't fight for themselves. You are always the life of any gathering and your smile brings joy to those around you. You are a truly incredible woman. May you use your inner power and outer beauty wisely for you are a force to be reckoned with in life. You are a gift to the world.

I was blessed to cross paths with a woman named , DeLanda, in my lifetime.

by Faith1029 December 18, 2016

Aloysius Devandander Abercrombie

Actually LONG for Mud, “not short” for Mud, and if you actually ever listened to the Primus song My Name is Mud you’d know that already.

“Call me Aloysius Devandander Abercrombie that’s short for Mud.”
“No, faggot, listen to the song you fucking retard, ‘that’s long for Mud’, not short. Idiot.”

by Lord Asparagus October 7, 2021

dependacrat

A democrat who depends on hard working American tax payers to support their living habits. A card carrying member of the free shit army.

This dependacrat cannot be self-sufficient and believes the government owes them everything.

by J3ST3R July 26, 2014

DEPENDA KAREN

A Karen who is a military wife. She thinks she is her husband’s rank and that the base is her personal playground. If you disagree with her she will make your life a nightmare and act like a victim when called out. Hate that a dependa Karen gives is mostly online in the base’s private Facebook groups, but she is also unpleasant to get along with in real life. She usually spreads Christian hate while sporting designer handbags and a car she cannot afford on her husband’s salary, which is rarely above an E-4 rank.

Sara: Did you hear about Ariana on the bases’s private group? She’s starting drama with anyone who doesn’t like it here. Watch out she’s on the digital warpath.

Amy: Wow she is such a dependa Karen.

by Neko:3 March 5, 2022

Dependapotamus

Dependapotamus are generally found in the domesticated areas of military bases. Contrary to believe, not all dependopatomi are overweight. The term has become a general description for a military dependent. It is a funny, joking term used to discribe spouse that is completely reliant on their military member. You can normally catch a dependapotamus at a Starbucks, yoga, or eating sushi with their dependasquad. Dependapotamus come in all shapes and sizes and are very territorial of their military spouses. Watch out, they bite ;)

My friends wife/husband (yes they exist ) is a dependapotamus. She/he shops, yogas, and doesn’t have a job but claims the rank and status of the military member.

by AERDROW November 14, 2019

Deanda

Fictitious name given to a person or object with intention to catch a dimwitted individual with a joke that everyone around will laugh at but the n00b will not understand.

Prankster: "Hey Gunther, have you met Deanda?"
Ignoramous: "Deanda who?"
Pranster: "Deanda my d**k"

Or
Jack: "Hey sweetheart, what's your name?
Alexa: "Hihi, you now my name Jack, don't be silly."
Jack: "Well have you met my close friend Deanda?"
Alexa: "I know so many Deandas; Deanda who?"
Jack: "Deanda my d**k!"

by imhung_askyourwife November 28, 2010

demandasaurus

demanding, overbearing, bossy

He is such a demandasaurus

by FurrQ November 26, 2014