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demitri martin

hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
by Stefan Woo March 1, 2005
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Demytria

A girl that is simply amazing, Shes breath taking, and her personality will astonish you, she's all around wonderfull. If your name is Julia and you meet a Demytria you will most likely be bestfriends and have just about everything in common. Demytria, almost always knows what she wants. she has enough personalitly to pass around. You will never get bored around a Demytria. She loves to talk and be around people.
Demytria, is just so cool!
by Hopee. July 11, 2010
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Demitri

A Nickname for the molecule N,N-Dimethyltryptamine. It is commonly known as DMT, the spirit molecule. It is naturally found in the human body and other plants in nature in small amounts. The human body releases this substance at birth, death, and near death experiences. DMT is also believed to play a role in dreaming.
I went on a journey with my boy Demitri the other day and saw aliens that looked like Hindu gods, I was trippin balls.
by hotboxerz September 24, 2011
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Demitra

The name of a reliable, funny, sensible, and graceful girl who would be a perfect friend for you
That Demitra girl is graceful and funny is she a ballerina?
by nnnnnnnnnnnnfdddddddddddddddd February 3, 2015
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Demitri Goal

The absolute worst goal you can ever picture in the history of any sport. Often times, Demitri goals can be seen in NHL 08, when incredibly terrible goals are scored. However, more often than not, give the controller to a person who cannot play the game at all, and atleast 1 demitri goal will be scored.
Sam and Jason are playing NHL 08. Sam shoots the puck from the point. It bounces off of 3 players, hits the back of the boards, bounces back, hits the goalie in the head, hits the post, comes back and hits the goalie in the back and trickles in.

Jason "That was such a demitri goal".
by merhotty91 April 29, 2008
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Denitria

The name of a big booty girl with soft skin. A sweetheart at the core but it takes sometimes to earn her trust and to trust her as well but once past that stage it's a crazy/fun friend/girlfriend. Typically has small boobs but makes up for it with a juicy booty. If you meet one are prepared to be a life partner. Last but defiantly not the least is an absolute freak in bed.
Her: Honey where going to dinner with my friend Denitria.
Him: the one with the fat ass?
Her: never mind, we're not going
by el bernando November 24, 2021
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Demitri

These are some of the best friends you could ever ask for, they love telling jokes and having fun. They may seem really happy but make sure to check on them because they need help with sadness from time to time. Demitri's make some of the best boyfriends because they are soft and caring more than a lot of people. They know how to treat a girl properly and can always make her smile. If a Demitri ever opens up to you this is because they really trust you, do not take advantage of them because they can get back 10 fold. Overall Demitri's are good people who make great friends.
Hey it's Demitri! I hope he's been having a good day.
by The Boyfriend if a potato October 13, 2020
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