Derping

Scared and coughing.

"I heard some noise from the other room, are you okay"
"Yes, sorry, I was watching a horror movie and my popcorn got stuck in my throat, so I starting derping."

by Sneak T. December 3, 2020

Delarling

n. Contraction of delightful and darling used as a sincere term of endearment.

etym. Skyway, WA invented in a moment of passion.

You are my one true delarling.

Delarling, can we have the dinner conversation BEFORE we get hangry?

by GMB2 September 13, 2020

Declaring Bookruptcy

"Declaring Bookruptcy" is the act of abandoning a book that one has been reading before reaching the end of the work. May be coupled with "Chapter __" to declare just how far into the work one managed to get.

"Oh man, this class has us reading "Brothers Karamazov". Have you read it?"
"Nah, I declared bookruptcy a few hundred pages in."

"Wuthering Heights was really awful, I couldn't get through it without declaring bookruptcy"
"My friend said it gets better towards the end"
"Oh, I wouldn't know, it was a chapter 3 bookruptcy"

by eternalstudent November 26, 2009

derping hour

The time of night when your thoughts and actions are full of derp.

You forgot what color shirt you were wearing? Must be the derping hour.

by trilbydork August 2, 2012

decaping

1 ) To remove ones cape 2 ) To reveal someones true identity

The superhero's has been revealed at the decaping ceremony

by KittyKatNZ January 7, 2022

Alex Dearing

all Alex Dearing’s have a massive shlong and can pull girls with ease.

Damn did you hear about Alex Dearing and how he got in a 5 some with girls and his massive shlong.

by daddydearing03 November 10, 2020

Derping Out

A verb to describe the action of somebody or something that is acting in a manor that would cause somebody to think that they are mentally handicapped.

When Iryna fell on the floor and started laughing uncontrollably for absolutely no reason, Ryan and Matt mutually agreed that she was derping out.

by NotBigSurprise April 15, 2011