erectus defectus

When a wizard has problems getting his "wand" ready.

"Sorry hermione I can't enter your gryffindor because I have an erectus defectus."
"Hermione! I want to enter your chamber of secrets but I have an erectus defectus. "

by Snut17 December 6, 2018

Stupei, Ace defective!

A line said by Yukari Takeba from the Persona series when she roasted Junpei Iori, practically calling him a rat-ass idiot.

Person: You are ugly.
You: And you are a Stupei, Ace defective!

by pass the potatoes February 15, 2020

Defuck

Also "De-Fucked"
The antonym of fuck, used as in "getting fucked up"

To reverse the procedure of getting fucked up.
To restore to good health.
To rehabilitate.
To repair to a usable or presentable condition.

That dude is in the hospital getting defucked up after getting the shit beat out him.

This chick was totally stoned so she had to go get defucked up.

Wow, those geeks totally defucked that computer that I thought was a complete piece of shit.

by Okix25 December 17, 2010

Defunct

Gone or simply of no good use anymore.

Example 1: Nirvana became defunct after Kurt Cobain's death.

Example 2: I dropped my phone in the pool. Looks like it's pretty much defunct.

by Cookies need love too December 20, 2012

defactorce

NOUN: a defacto divorce. Coined to fill a gap in the lexicon where defacto couples had to use the term 'break-up', which did not imply the full weight of the word 'divorce', despite the experiences being almost entirely identical.

Now that Adam and I are going through a defactorce, we have to open separate bank accounts and decide who gets to keep which whitegoods, not to mention custody of the cat.

by cvsanders August 6, 2010

defective user

A derogatory term used to describe a computer user who has caused computer errors through their own actions.

Also commonly known as an I.D.10-T error (l33t-speak for idiot)

Nerd 1: "So did you find the problem with Cathy's spreadsheet?"
Nerd 2: "You bet - defective user."
Both laugh knowingly.

by James Fraser January 31, 2008

defuckupifying

The process of fixing something that you fucked up.

I am working on defuckupifying the code I just wrote.

by ezwrighter December 11, 2013