defrosting two freezers

After many months of being on your own, finally the urge takes over and its time to defrost the two freezers. After months of neglect it’s time to spank the monkey with some five knuckle shuffle.

My Only Fans channel is loosing subs - time to get defrosting two freezers and boost my likes.

by The Bruces February 6, 2023

Defressing

defressing is the sate of a depressing thing thats not necessarily depressing but has relaxing effect.

a song in c minor=DEFRESSING

by Yomamasboi July 26, 2012

Deflating the Flamingo

When the largest BBC you have ever seen is knocking the bottom out of his girls pink giblets, causing unrealistic flap extension similar to the abnormally long pink extension of a flamingos neck.

Hey Tyrone is your girl alright? I heard you two last night...I’m pretty sure you deflating the flamingo.

by Wonka1234 July 5, 2018

Devasting

An struggle cause I can't type. #TwitterLetUsEditTweets

a devasting thread

by devasting minji November 4, 2020

defrosting

Adjective: Feeling exhausted in the morning from partying or staying up too late the night before.

"I can't get going this morning because I'm 'defrosting' from clubbing way too late last night."

by RhetoricRalph July 19, 2017

deflating the doll

1) packing up a hotel room to check-out

2) generally being late when meeting colleagues in a hotel

"hey bill, what's the hold-up? we're all waiting for you in the lobby to catch a cab to the airport"

"sorry mike, just deflating the doll. be right down"

by i am not wearing pants May 20, 2009

decrastination

Hurriedly finishing all the work that you have put off until the last minute.

Derek: Wanna hang out tonight bro?
Sam: Can't man, I got some decrastination to do... if I get around to it.

by patmacker April 4, 2009