defecate

Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.

Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop

by fretbuzz August 30, 2016

defending the shield

Origin is from ESPN's Pardon the Interrupton

Wilbon makes fun of Kornheiser's "NFL, right or wrong" defense of league policy, no matter how absurd it may be.

1) to blindly defend a rule, decision, or product, soley based on the fact that you're in love with it

"Don't say anything about how shitty AT&T's cell phones are. Bob's a former employee, and he'll bore you to death, defending the shield"

"Someone brought up Mike Vick, then Pat jumped in, and started defending the shield. He must be Roger Goodell's cousin"

by Crazy Savages October 8, 2009

Core defender

Number one on the list for the strongest units on Command and Conquer. Number two was Mammtoh mk. ii
It is a giant mech taller than a skyscraper that can transform into a shell, then transform again to wreak havoc with its Defender Obelisk Lasers.

GDI Commander- Watch out! Cabal's Core Defender is about to attack our base! Where the hell are those reinforcements??

by Nikko May 9, 2005

no defeat

An apparel line created by a couple of friends who came from next to nothing. they have a bomb ass logo that forms N.D. They are living proof that hard work, honor, and trust make shit happen. They are the next big thing.

My coach told me I'd never amount to anything with all my talent because I wouldn't conform to their rules.

no defeat, bitch. I'm in the finals.

by Clark Thunder Kent December 13, 2012

Defeater

Defeater are a modern hardcore band from Boston who have gained a cult following among the hardcore underground with every amount of praise being completely earned. Defeater have only released one album and one EP, both of which being highly ambitious concept pieces. Their LP, Travels, chronicles the events preceding the suicide of a wayward man in which he kills his father and brother, and then mourns the death of his drug addicted mother. Their EP, Lost Ground, was written about a black World War II veteran who loses his entire infantry and then returns to the states just to be shunned by society, eventually turning to alcohol. Defeater will release their second LP, Empty Days and Sleepless Nights, in March of 2011.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you ready for the new Defeater album?"

Guy 2: "You mean Empty Days and Sleepless Nights? Hell yeah, it's album of the year for sure."

by whywontyoudie February 20, 2011

Defend the Rock

a) To not lose to ANY competition on one's own home soil. (An Indiana Football Tradition)

b) to make a play and not be a weak dick.

c) to act like you have been there before and keep it real.

a.) The Indiana Hoosiers are going to defend the rock next

Saturday against Purdue.

b) He defended the rock last night and laid pipe.

c) "Listen buddy, we don't know anyone here. So we have to go in, pound an excessive amount of diesel and defend the rock."

by iLoveWAGS June 23, 2009

Defence pudding

A pudding brought to stop others eating the your pudding, by providing them with an alternative pudding to eat.

Also known as a 'tactical desert.'

When your dinner companions order spoons so they can eat your pudding, you know it is time to order a defence pudding.

by The Waltonator January 11, 2010