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mentally decapitated

When your so slow it's like you don't have a head...
zookeeper525: Hey, you want to come hang out, SON?!

godlover: huh??? what you mean????

zookeeper525: WOW!!!! YOUR MENTALLY DECAPITATED!
by zookeeper525 March 14, 2009
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decrapitated

a man so loser-esque he is not even worthy of basic flirtation
He is too decrapitated to even buy me a drink.

That guy who was just trying to dance with you was seriously decrapitated.

That guy was so decrapitated I’d rather dry hump a firehydrant than even consider going home with him.
by Fire Hydrant December 9, 2009
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Decapitated Communication

Communication not directly involving the head or, by extension, the body. This includes any form of internet chat aswell as, technically, letters. The significance of it is that the lack of emotion and tone inputs into decapitated conversations can cause serious miscommunications. A simple example is the difficulty of conveying sarcasm via writing. While not impossible, it is much more difficult than when talking to someone. Importantly, decapitated communication is not the same as long distance communication, as many luddites will have you believe. Video chatting, for instance, is not decapitated. Neither is simply talking on the phone. In both of these cases, there is direct input of the head - in the case of the phone, it is only voice but it is still sufficient to make communication much more seamless.
Emoticons were a noble attempt at overcoming the barriers of decapitated communication, despite achieving only limited success.

The limitations of decapitated communication make discussions about emotional situations, such as relationships, clumsy and often unsuccessful. It is because of decapitation that such conversations can often take a turn for the worse.
by The Recapitator January 14, 2012
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Decrapitated

A person (Usually In a horror movie) who has had their head cut off by a sharp instrument while also pooping their pants.
Jim was Decrapitated while trying to escape a Murderer
by Wes_The_Hunter August 1, 2018
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Decrepitatious

The type of gradual harm that makes one weak and causes increasing dysfunction, rather than outright, immediate harm, for example that of being kicked in the balls.
Julian Assange suffered the decrepitatious effects of being holed up for 7 years.
by rexmortus April 29, 2019
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Declapitated

When you're so high (or clapped ) that you can no longer feel your head.
Friend 1: *takes a massive bong rip*
Friend 2: yo, I'm fuckin Declapitated
by lil dookie stain November 6, 2020
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Decapitated

Being shot never was anyone's idea of a good time, but at least most people who got shot still have a head afterwards.
The guy wasn't in good shape after getting shot, but look at what happened to the guy that got decapitated. He had a bad night.
by The Original Agahnim June 15, 2021
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