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Dean

by Big man Alf October 15, 2017
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Dean

Like slag on a weld, Dean is good for one thing and that is to cover himself and protect his sandy vagina while he sucks through mountains of cock to reach his pinnacle in life... a cockhead superintendent. He is the ultimate and undisputed most useless cockhead on the job site. From his days as a brain dead plate basher he miraculously found his knob jockey self at the helm of a team he knows nothing about. But fear not as he does however know about high impact gloves and its many uses! This experience comes from his days as a retard spark maker, bashing steel and jerking off to gay porn. This seemingly brain dead individual will stop at nothing to suck the ultimate cock and he will use friendships and unborn children to get his way to it. Be warned about this type of animalistic cunt and never let your guard down around this poo pushing fuck tard or he'll "have your ass"
Hey guys! That braindead plate basher Dean is coming, quick put your dicks away or he'll suck it, and fuck you off like his mother did to him.
by Eatmyhole August 15, 2023
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Dean

Slang for "penis" or "cock", namely, the shaft of the penis.
Mexican penises can be referred to as Senor Deans, which sounds similar to "seen-your deans"
"Man, that guy has a big dean."
"I know, it was in my ass last night."
by Senor Dean April 22, 2006
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Dean

He is an idiot who thinks he is so smart.
He is such a dean
by Trashy the rash September 2, 2018
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Dean

Dean can only love one girl, that girl from his teenage years. He knew when he first set eyes on her, giggling in church, he saw her soul.

She taught him how to love deeply. He has accomplished a lot and has it all but his one true love. He wants to settle down with that one person one day and believes that where there is a will there is a way. There is no power higher than love.
Dean believes the highest power is love and Jesus
by BigBlueArmadaJunky October 16, 2021
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Dean

he is a sexy motherfucker he has a big pp and will treat you with respect and will make you fell loved
damm is that dean i can see his pp at his ankles
by matayo12 December 15, 2021
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Dean

This person tends to be short but sometimes isn't, they are kind and caring but can also get frustrated for small things. They tend to be more online than offline as they are somewhat shy. This may not include all people by the name of Dean but it is forsure some.
Person1: Hey yk Dean?
Person2: ohhh dean the bean!
by 1l1umi June 29, 2021
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