1 definition by Eatmyhole
Like slag on a weld, Dean is good for one thing and that is to cover himself and protect his sandy vagina while he sucks through mountains of cock to reach his pinnacle in life... a cockhead superintendent. He is the ultimate and undisputed most useless cockhead on the job site. From his days as a brain dead plate basher he miraculously found his knob jockey self at the helm of a team he knows nothing about. But fear not as he does however know about high impact gloves and its many uses! This experience comes from his days as a retard spark maker, bashing steel and jerking off to gay porn. This seemingly brain dead individual will stop at nothing to suck the ultimate cock and he will use friendships and unborn children to get his way to it. Be warned about this type of animalistic cunt and never let your guard down around this poo pushing fuck tard or he'll "have your ass"
Hey guys! That braindead plate basher Dean is coming, quick put your dicks away or he'll suck it, and fuck you off like his mother did to him.
by Eatmyhole August 15, 2023