by Guj gghjgcfghb October 19, 2018
Get the dayaan mug.(Erectus Longinus Penis Grande) is an advanced species of human found to the west of Indonesia and parts Malaysia. He is well known for being found wherever their is an abundant amount of video games, pretty women and weapons. Main food groups are Burgers ,Pizza ,Dragons ,Lions ,Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee ,human fear and courage. He contains a giant anaconda like penis in his pants and is fucking awesome in everything. He is known for extreme skills using Nunchucks. Very dangerous and impossible to defeat in armed or unarmed combat , it is suggested that if you see him immediately run for your life like a sissy bitch. DO NOT attempt to capture as his fists can crush titanium as well as Adamantium. If you find yourself cornered by a him start praying because that is the last moment of peace you will have before he drives his fist through your chest and rips off your lips and uses it to kiss your own ass. He will beat the living daylights out of you in a heartbeat and make you believe that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory if you ever mess with the ones he loves.His has eyes as endless as the Ocean and a smile that lights up your life. Dayanandan has a scent which stays with you until you see him again.According to prophecy it is the name of the future ruler/ender of the world.
Soldier 1 : Holy titty fuck, he is deflecting my m16 bullets with his nunchucks.
Soldier 2 : Assholius, try using your grenades or your Rocket launcher !!!
Soldier 1 : I did .He ate the grenades and started breathing fire.When i tried the Rocket launcher he caught the missile and threw it at one of our tanks.
Soldier 3: Fuck you spineless fucks, i am gonna kick his ass with my Krav maga and my Adamantium katana.You cunts just keep shooting !!!
*Soldier 3 gets mutilated and his head is stuck in his ass*
Soldier 1 & 2: Run for your lives !!!
Soldier 4 : Morons, don't you all know that we are no match for Dayanandan.
In Sanskrit Daya means mercy/compassion and nandan means joy..Dayanandan is one who gains joy in giving compassion aka King of mercy ,which is why his sweet words will make girl's heart beat louder and eventually fall in love with him.
Soldier 2 : Assholius, try using your grenades or your Rocket launcher !!!
Soldier 1 : I did .He ate the grenades and started breathing fire.When i tried the Rocket launcher he caught the missile and threw it at one of our tanks.
Soldier 3: Fuck you spineless fucks, i am gonna kick his ass with my Krav maga and my Adamantium katana.You cunts just keep shooting !!!
*Soldier 3 gets mutilated and his head is stuck in his ass*
Soldier 1 & 2: Run for your lives !!!
Soldier 4 : Morons, don't you all know that we are no match for Dayanandan.
In Sanskrit Daya means mercy/compassion and nandan means joy..Dayanandan is one who gains joy in giving compassion aka King of mercy ,which is why his sweet words will make girl's heart beat louder and eventually fall in love with him.
by zingeraddict September 4, 2017
Get the Dayanandan mug.A girl who’s not afraid to speak for herself and for others. She has a colorful personality! She is beautiful on the inside and out and she is very nice and one of the smartest girls you’ll ever meet. She’s not perfect but no one is she loves animals and also she is a cool bean!
Daylanna is a person.
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Very shy to show them so he wears 3 pairs of socks, often comes up as weapons due to not cutting his toe nails
Very shy to show them so he wears 3 pairs of socks, often comes up as weapons due to not cutting his toe nails
by Wakery coratio November 22, 2021
Get the Abdu-dayaan mug.A true piece of crap person, always thinks about herself. Likes to use people for what she can get out of a minute as soon as she doesn't see a benefit she will leave them broken. Very narcissistic. Don't let her outside beauty fool you with her nasty personality.She likes to think she's skilled in the medical field but deep down we all know she don't know shit.
Ishani dayananda is no better than a common slut . That had an affair and ran off with an employee of her husband.
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