Daventry

A market town located in the heart of England. Commonly referred to as "a shithole", Daventry is a thriving community of drug dealers, prostitutes and Brexiteers. As one enters the town centre, you can grasp a feel of the local architecture, as you see the never used icon building, in to which all of our funding went, hence why we are destitute. As of recent times, a cinema is being built, which will never open its doors, yet the people of Daventry still continue to fund it. The local Tesco is a place of true culture, as one gets the full Daventry experience upon arrival, having to walk through pregnant teens and coke heads to even make it into the front door. A hotspot for travellers, Daventry has managed to turn itself into the UK's biggest campsite. McDonald's, located south of Tesco, gives a whole new meaning to the term "arse"- as that is how most would describe the smell of the workers, as well as the taste of the food. Despite the local delicacy being drugs, there are plenty of amazing local takeaways - including a run-down pizza place, as well as a Chinese takeout that specialises in food poisoning and sadness. The most famous landmark within the quaint town is known as Borough Hill, and its greatest claim to fame is it did some shit in the second world war. Honestly, we're not happy, we live in hell, but please come to Daventry. You will really love our excessive amounts of pointless charity shops and hairdressers, and the local dealers will accept you right away.

"Oh my god, we can go to Daventry!"
"Wow, that sounds awesome! I love absolute crap heaps!"

by Big M November 24, 2020

Darren Sharper

One of the most hardest hittin safeties in da leeeegue

Oh shit! DARREN SHARPER!

by jccb48 November 2, 2010

Darren Small Cock

Noun

Derogatory name of a man with a penis of below average girth. Applies no matter what length

(1st girl) "how was your date last night?"
(2nd girl) "Date with who?...Oh, Darren Small Cock. It was 'grrreat'... I didn't get much or orgasm until after he left ;)"

by tracyducy December 16, 2012

Daventry

Aka Chaventry,
A small town off of Northampton full of "chavs", old people and jailbait.

Landmarks include the square (a nightclub renowned for someone shitting up the walls - literally!), mcdonalds (full of fit crew members and cool boy racers on drive thru) and ten thousand unwanted hairdressers and petrol stations!
The key features of Daventry are dog walkers, parks and an excessively large amount of hills.

If you can manage to survive not getting mugged in Southbrook or stabbed outside Fridays you'll love Daventry and its wide population of benefit claiming failures.

Guy 1: I got mugged last night by a group of jailbait chavs.
Guy 2: Really? Where were you, Daventry!?

by Mr Fluffykins August 17, 2011

darren hayes

Man whose falsetto is extremely high.

Darren Hayes is that guy from Savage Garden who can sure sing high.

by aubergine girl June 19, 2006

Darren Criss

A self proclaimed hobbit with triangle eyebrows and pink sunglasses, loved by many known for things such as A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel, written and produced by the production company "Team Starkid" which is comprised of himself and his friends from college...and Glee.

He also likes to make seemingly innocent words such a "duet" and "vote" mean sex, and he is a life ruiner: raising the expectations of girls everywhere so high that lesser men can no longer compare.

It's a Darren Criss Sex Riot!

by Aerynae August 6, 2011

Daven

The sweetest, most caring, intimate and yet social guy you will ever meet. If your friends with him, he will strongly care about you. If he likes you, he will love you. But if you cross him or his family, he will dislike you a lot, it takes a lot for him to hate anyone. He can be insecure, but it's only because he thinks hes not good enough. Only respect for this man :)

Wow Davens amazing.

by Dimples.oct3 October 21, 2018