doing a david

pursuing a relationship with a girl between the ages of 11 and 13 when the pursuer is between the ages of 16 and 18

Guy 1: "That chick over there's totally into you!"
Guy 2: "But she's like 12?"
Guy 1: "So?"
Guy 2: "I'm not doing a david."

by GFBG May 18, 2010

Pull a David Guetta

To establish lack of DJ skills by playing a prerecorded session during a live performance, usually via a pen drive on a laptop.

Joel: This man has a good set -- wait a minute, did he just pull a david guetta?
Rob: Get him off stage, he's not a real DJ!

by Altermaven November 11, 2014

Pulling A David

When one stays at home and does nothing but wank and play xbox

"You wanna come out today?"
"Nah, I feel like pulling a David."

"Where were you yesterday???"
"I was busy pulling a David"

by thebreadbinman November 22, 2009

Pulling a David James

The act of commenting on how "doable" of every girl that walks by.

Person 1: Wow dude, did you see Allison walk thru here.

Person 2: Dude, Allison has a mustache. Don't be pulling a David James.

by concrete man August 14, 2011

A David Butthole

is a person who is a total butthole in everyone, you just gotta hate them

PAT MYCROTCH: OIH FRANK
FRANK ANUS: WHAT?
PAT MYCROTCH: YOUR REALLY BEING A DAVID BUTTHOLE

by FRANK ANUS October 12, 2008

Pull a David

When you neglect your aquarium to a point in which your fish would rather jump out and commit suicide rather than living another minute in the aquarium.

Damn your tank is dirty, you're about to pull a David if you don't clean it asap!

by timboslice84 August 1, 2014

Doing a David

When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight

“Oh don’t overfeed your dog! You’re doing a David!”

by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018