david beckham

the most overarted player in the world. his girlfriend is thinner than a pencil and she has very little fashion sense but yet she is still a modle for various clothing companies. Also accused of having it of with the childrens nanny. He is also very stupid
when david beckham was once in an interview the journalist asked him to say the abc and like the dumb person beckham is he couldnt do it. Got to C then failed.
by scott tracey September 14, 2006
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david beckham

A midfielder and cultural icon who use to play for Manchester United and currently plays for Real Madrid. He is consider to be one of the best ever. Outside of football he is known for being married to Posh Spice and being bisexual.
David Beckham is quite possibly the best midfielder in the history of football.
by footballer7021 May 05, 2006
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david beckham

former midfielder of manchester united. He's not only famous for his femaleness but also for vomiting during WC 2006 and his professional penalties...
Ali G to david beckham: becks, we've all seen you in embarrassing clothes that make you look like a laughing stock..why are you wearin' that england football shirt?!
by fakechineserubberplant August 14, 2006
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david beckham

A talented midfielder known for deadly free-kicks, crosses, and ability to work with dead balls. Reached stardom wearing his lucky #7 shirt at Manchester United, where he left in 2003 to join Spanish team Real Madrid as #23. He has recently signed a deal with MLS LA Galaxy and will join in 2006. A global icon known all over the world.
How did David Beckham play for Real Madrid yesterday?
HE WAS FREAKIN FABULOUS..HE HAD ONE ASSIST & WAS THE MAN OF THE MATCH!!
by kakafan07 May 29, 2007
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An un-talented chav with too much money. Plays football, a game in which dumb men that couldn't get any qualificatios at school chase a little ball and think that they look great doing it.
by PunkRockBarbieBitch July 19, 2005
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DAVID BECKHAM

the fittest man on the planet!
he is soooo sexy!
he is sooo fit and he is a great footballer with a great body... yes it IS david beckham!! mmmmmmmmmm!! yummie!
by GIRL March 14, 2005
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Kaelis freaking bomb the house dad...aka the krispy kreme gangsta of futbol!
hey your skills are weak, check out mine they're david beckham!
by annabelle16 February 28, 2008
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