DAVENPORT 

A MAN FULL OF KNOWLEDGE, A HANDYMAN, AND A CERTIFIED PORNSTAR. HES GOT A HUGE DING-A-LING.

HELP! MY COMPUTER DOESNT WORK...CALL DAVENPORT, HE WILL FIX IT...

DAVENPORT by 4FT TALL May 31, 2023

Davenport, IA 

A town in Iowa famously named after a couch. Davenport is best known for being diverse and multicultural in comparison to the rest of Iowa, being the home to many people relocating from the southside of Chicago and other major midwestern cities, bordering the Missisippi River and illinois, and being arguably the most ghetto city in Iowa.

Friend: “Hey David whats it like living in Davenport, IA?”

David: “ Davenport, IA is a lot less rural than the rest of this state.. plus we’re named after a couch so that’s kinda cool!”

Davenport, IA by IowaExpert October 29, 2018

davenport desk 

A desk with a secret compartment that Tickld users all across the globe have spent a month obsessing over

Hey fliknyfe, you figure out how to get that davenport desk open yet?

davenport desk by TickldLurker January 31, 2015

Davenport central high school 

A school in which better people go to seek better education and technology. Basically Harvard compared to West high school.

Hey man what school do you go to?
Davenport central high school
Cool beans

Davenport central high school by Thatonedudegreg September 15, 2018

Davenport Doughnut

the act of throwing a drumstick through a window and having it land perfectly into your partner's butthole, preferably while swimming.

"We wanted to try an alabama hot pocket but instead we opted for a tasty davenport doughnut."

Davenport Doughnut by Morning Adams February 19, 2010

Davenport Meatmonster 

When a man and women are doing it doggy style the man grabs the womans arms put her ass up and does anal for a few seconds then bites onto her neck and rolls around while giving vaginal sex Then ounce complete The Man Roars and Says MEATMONSTER!

My Neighbors were doing the Davenport Meatmonster last night, I didnt get any sleep

Davenport Meatmonster by asdfadfasfasfsdafsaf May 10, 2010

Davenport Assumption High School 

A preppy, rich kid, private catholic school, full of over-privileged white kids. They recruit athletes from other schools around the region to help their athletic programs. Known as ASS high.

ASS high makes a living stealing promising athletes from other area high schools, then claims it's legal because they are a private school. Davenport Assumption High School.

Davenport Assumption High School by Mikey8843 November 11, 2011