Deuced

1. To take a dump so extreme it is devilish.

2. To take a shit with intention of harm or vandalism.

Dude 1: I was at a party last night and some dude was passed out. And this other dude thought it would be funny to deuced all over his chest.

Dude 2: A Cleveland steamer at a party? That is some straight up gangsta shit son.

by Jon Nesovic February 25, 2012

Deuced

A word used to emphasize the total vale/expense spent

"That escalade is DEUCED"

"Bought this house last year, it was plain back then but ive deuced the fuck out of it since!"

by Gston Bear From Australia December 21, 2010

danced

Verb: A politically correct way to describe that you or someone else has made intimate contact with another person. (Useful in work environments)

I danced with your mom last night. We did the Horozontal Mambo. -or-
After getting drunk at the bar, Bill danced with that ugly bitch Jane on the couch downstairs.

by King of the dance floor. July 25, 2003

Danced Her Under The Table

When you grind, or freak with someone at a dance, club, party, or any other gathering of people.

Wow. Liana really got freaky last night!
Yah, Wesley totally danced her under the table.

by LasSquirrels April 11, 2011

deuced air

a fart, or noisome gas passed from the same orifice as a Number Two

Dude, step away: I just deuced air! OR Damn: open a window! This car stinks of deuced air.

by pedantic99 April 9, 2011

daucey

to be drunk ; intoxicated. drunk E&J

Dylan: “YOO IM ABOUT TO GET SO DAUCEY”

Anthony: “PASS THE BOTTLE”
Aaron: “I got Wednesday on that”

by cowtipper6360 February 21, 2020

deuce or deuced

slang used in law enforcement. a cop word meaning to be drunk. as in the standard answer given by drunk drivers as to how many beers they have consumed: (2) translated into cop talk (deuce).

I'm possitive the driver is deuce. or
This guy is deuced, take him to jail.

by Chris Evans (police officer) January 18, 2004