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20 desember

You have to hug youre BFF 20 Desember
by Memyselfandi123456789 December 19, 2019
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Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.
Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
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14 piece dismemberment

When you take a 3 inch or shorter dagger and saw off the feet of a victim at the ankles, then saw off the lower legs, then the upper legs, then the hands at the wrists, then the lower arms, then the upper arms, then, just before he dies from a lack of blood, you slit his throat and cut off his head. So called because when you get done, there's 14 pieces of the body.
Osiris was a victim of a 14 piece dismemberment.

When King Arthur did a 14 piece dismemberment to Igraine, you could hear the sound of her spurting blood colliding with his shiny silver plate armor, as well as her screams of pain as her flesh was sliced open.
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dismember

The opposite of remember. To forget intentionally or unintentionally what was once known.
I dismember what it was like to have sex with her. I just may have to do it again.
by defitment September 9, 2007
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Disember

An 100% indian whos grandpa was drunk when spelling his name.
Well...not much of an example but never let your drunk grandpa write your name on your birth certificate because he spelled December, Disember.
by Kelsey Rose July 12, 2007
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Desember
Kiss your crush month.

Hvis du liker noen så må du kysse den i løpet av desember.
-hvorfor kysset du han.
- Fordi det er desember. Kiss your crush month
by Missimishi November 5, 2019
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When you remember but it's a really painful memory so you want to distract your discomfort with some ugly transfiguration of a word that just happens to be "I remember". A contraction of I dis-remember.
Oh yeah, those women who are 26 but look like 45 because of extreme crack abuse. Now I dismember.
by i1abnrk February 27, 2011
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