Dandelioning

When someone or thing pees the bed.

Did you just do a dandelioning

by Blueyso May 25, 2019

dandelion

Term used to describe low-income, uneducated (stupid) people in large families, due to their rapid breeding and the volume of their ignorance "chocking out" other lives around them.

See Harvey Danger:
"Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a tv"

Also, see the movie, Idiocracy.

The average couple these days, they have one kid, maybe. That kid has one kid, and that kid has one kid. Three generations, total of three people. Those dandelions? They've got six kids. Those seeds have pretty much no chance. That family will fit in four generations in the time it takes the "average" folks to do three generations. Each of them will have six kids, who'll have six kids, who'll have six kids. That's one smart person for every 86 dandelion idiots in 60 years. We're so screwed.

by Nice Clean Lawn July 23, 2009

dandelion.

it means "i love you"
it is from the book smack.

gary stares into biancas eyes and says "dandelion."
she slaps him.
and says this aint cho babii.

by blubblubblub January 29, 2008

dandelion

used as substitute for the word FUCK.
also used as an expression.

person 1: what the dandelion are you talkin about bitch?!
bitch: *rolls her eyes*

by chocoSomething June 28, 2010

Dandelions

The look attained when squeezing the scrotum. The balls take on the look of a seeded dandelion when you've blown all the fluffy seeds off of it.

when i squeeze my balls they look like dandelions with the fluff blown off.

by SlightlySubversive January 10, 2012

dandelion

This is when a guy cums on a girls face then uses a blowdryer to make it dry quickly, then immediately follows with a golden shower giving it a yellow glowing effect similar to a dandelion weed.

I got no respect for that bitch, one date and I busted out the dandelion on her trick ass.

by M Wall Hawley August 27, 2007

Dandelion Cock

A long thing penis with a large bell end.

"I saw Gareth in the showers earlier, fuck me he's got a dandelion cock"

by Jim Keats October 9, 2014