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A bug who crawls in your butt and lives in there for several years until you get fucked in the butt and he gets hit by the foreskin. When he gets hit by the foreskin he grabs it and waits until the owner of the foreskin pulls it out. The bug is now free and can live his life in freedom.
Yo dude, yesterday I was buttfucking my best friend, no homo tho, and all of the sudden there was a bug holding on to my foreskin. In Dutch they call it a kontkever.
by kutgrap (pasgeboren clown) December 14, 2017
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You know what's annoying? Getting Rick Rolled. You should never annoy people on purpose with that. If you are gonna do that you are a bitch and you should give your shoes and I will throw them for you. up in the air. You should also never steal money. If you are gonna do that you should let somebody call a therapist for you to calm you down.
Yo that mothofooka Rick Rolled me.
by kutgrap (pasgeboren clown) March 30, 2018
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A dandelion is a flower. But it's also a word that Jamaicans use while answering questions in class.
Teacher: Akoni, use ''dandelion'' in a sentence.
Akoni: De cheetah is faster dandelion.
by kutgrap (pasgeboren clown) December 14, 2017
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Dunking is the occurance of somebody making a dunk motion to throw a brick at a person with down syndromes' head.
Yo mate, I was just dunking the hell out of that downie over there by throwing a brick at his head!
by kutgrap (pasgeboren clown) December 14, 2017
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