dumbdick

Similiar to a dumbass; anyone who acts in an inexplicable way, making choices and decisions that just don't make any sense.

Gary was a dumbdick when he decided to stick with his cheating-ass girlfriend.

by ire December 28, 2007

dumbduck

a dumbduck is someone who makes you smile until you’re grinning from ear to ear without even realising it. spending time with this dumbduck will leave your cheeks hurting but your heart won’t hurt for once. a dumbduck does stupid, wholesome things, but when it comes to serious things, they’re the first ones to understand and support you. dumbducks usually have wholesome, but amazing music taste, which you'll have rarely heard before, but fall in love with once you start listening to it. dumbducks will love you with their entire heart and will be prepared to do anything for you- but they’ll make you feel so good that you’d give everything up for them as well. dumbducks will make your heart go uwu every time you see them, speak to them and when you stop speaking to them, it’ll feel like a huge, amazing part of your life has disappeared.

this is why, you should always cherish a dumbduck when they come around. dumbducks are full of love, you just need to search for it within them and once they start to open up, you’ll feel showered with love, happiness, safety and security.

**as a fly falls in dumbduck’s tea**
girl: SMH YOU’RE SUCH A DUMBDUCK
dumbduck: hehe i know

by hihibby June 20, 2020

DTMBF

Down To Make Blanket Forts

Hey, are you DTMBF?

by jay_1991 October 4, 2012

dtmbbm

Don't Tell Me BlackBerry Messenger

This term is used by BlackBerry users when someone asks then for their PIN and they do not want to give it. The term can also be used in a sarcastic/comedic way (see example 1b below).

The term rose to prominence through the backlash to instant messaging in favor of more traditional terms of communication.

1
a) Girl: Hey Charlie what's the deal? You never send your PIN?
Charlie: Are you for real? Don't Tell Me BBM/DTMBBM!

b) Girl sees a hot guy: Mmm, he can tell me BBM any day of the week.

c) Guy sees unattractive girl: Jeez, DTMBBM if you know what I mean.

by Gary Jenkins November 9, 2012

dumbdawg

A mean person who tries to hurt you in anyway frequently. They are always making bad choices and try to fuck up everyone else's lives around them.

They are just a DumbDawg...

Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.

Stop being a bully ya Dumbdawg.

by The Anonymous Human March 10, 2021

Monday Dumbday

The day after Sunday Funday, when you are hungover at work and feel dumb for drinking so much the day before.

I can't believe I drank that much again. I hate Monday Dumbday.

by Rynomite13 August 16, 2010

dtmb

"Don't Tase Me, Bro!"
Your response to my question was extreme and uncalled for.

Hi, John Kerry, can I ask you a question?
No - tase that mofo.
DTMB!

by Future Kids of Greater Jlem October 6, 2007