Passenger Derby

The game that pilots play after takeoff.

The rules:
1. Leave the seatbelt signs on for a good hour after takeoff.
2. Send the drinks trolly up and down the plane atleast three times.
3. Get one of the stewards or stewardesses to run through the people that they think have a good chance of getting to the toilet first via the pilots intercom.

4. Captian And First Officer take bets on who they think will reach the toilet first. The items on the cheese tray are generly used as stake.
5. The Captian turns off the seatbelt sign and the steward or stewardesses uses pilots intercom to commentate on the race.
6. The cheese is eaten by the winning better.

Stewards or Stewardesses: Captian, the seatbelt sign has been on for over an hour.

Captain: I know

Stewards or Stewardesses: Are we playing Passenger Derby?

Captain: Yes

by Douglas Richardson February 6, 2012

dorky Christmas

Another word of a hand job.

"hey would you like to go back to my place and I give you a dorky Christmas?"

by Thomas Sister June 24, 2022

Ridin Derby

When you're ballin out of control at the Kentucky Derby, or participating in Derby festivities, such as cruisin on Broadway, mackin on big-hat hoes, pourin out mint juleps or gettin crunk in the infield.

There's horses runnin, we funnin, we rollin they try to catch us Ridin Derby. Tryin catch us Ridin Derby...

by Rick City May 30, 2008

Beer30 Derby

The Beer30 Derby may be the biggest event of the year for serious beer drinking enthusiasts, it’s been surpassed by no other. It remains the most significant and popular case race for casual fans and the mainstream public. Known as ‘The Scuttle before the 7/11 Shuttle’, the Derby is held annually on the first weekend in May at Columbus' venerable Blurchill Downs on 122 East 11th, beneath the iconic “Great Wooden Causeway”. It is... also a big social event in the region and the live attendance at the Beer30 Derby surpasses that of any other major Beer race in the United States. The Beer30 Derby is one of the oldest major case races in the sport and is the first leg of case racing’s ‘Triple Crown’.

The rules are as follows: One case of Beer 30 light (30 beers) will be consumed by teams of 3. These teams must have at least 1 girl on it. Anyone not drinking Beer 30 light (or Beer 30 ice if you want to be a true legend) will be disqualified. First team to have finished their entire case will be the winners.

The last man to attempt the Beer30 Derby by himself, ended up wearing his pants for a shirt.

by The Devil in Devil's 3way May 19, 2011

Muffin Top Derby

A Muffin Top Derby is an event that occurs when two or more morbidly obese people in fat scooters fight over something. Although the first Muffin Top Derby occurred in an Oklahoma Walmart over a box of Twinkies in 2009 venues have grown and there are a reported 7000 Muffin Top Derbys nationwide annually, occurring in Walmarts, McDonalds, Burger Kings, Wendys, and Taco Bells. At first Muffin Top Derbys were occurrences of nature, but now they have become more organized with betting, planned events, and some have even petitioned for an official league to cater to the large and... err, large. Unfortunately there has been resistance to this new sport in many states, leading to bans in number of Countys and Towns. This resistance is one of the reasons an organized Muffin Top Leauge ( MTL ) has not been created. Muffin Top Derbys can be observed in pop culture such as South Park, and Family Guy.

Never get between an American and their Twinke.

Guy 1: Did you see that Muffin Top Derby last night at Walmart?
Guy 2: Yeah, I lost an assload of money. I could have sworn that the Lard Dragon was going to win...
Guy 1: My bet is on the Twinke Bandito.
Guy 3: McDominator FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by IanPeterFreeley April 27, 2015

Dobby Pussy Indulgence

Dobby Pussy Indulgence (DPI) is simply defined as self-care for the most woke individuals. Ask yourself: "Who's indulging tonight?"

Imagine working a shitty ass minimum wage at some fuckin gas station on the side of the road in the middle of buttcrack Missouri where you haven't had a single customer in like a week and a half and suddenly you hear the dusty ass bell chime like a sweet song from god telling you that the door opened so you look up from your seventeen magazines from 2012 you found on the side of the road that you're only reading because it's the only thing distracting you from your own mortality so you look up from the magazine and standing in front of the checkout desk it's the fucking pope. wearing the full fucking pope get up in all his glory a foot in front of you watching you read a mud stained magazine where Bella Thorne talks about her favorite prints to mix and match and the pope is still a paying customer so you just smile and say hi how can I help you? :) and he just fucking stares at you with his cold dead pope eyes and slowly raises his scepter into the air and then bangs it on the ground so hard that the tile broke and that's either coming out of your paycheck or just never getting fixed at all and he hasn't broken eye contact with you since you first saw him and he smells like the pope probably smells and he tells you he demands your finest Dobby Pussy Indulgence may god bless your soul. what would you do how would you feel if that was something that happened to you?????

by ThiccBih September 7, 2017

dorbee

a dorbee is someone who won't fuck off

the word "dorbee" is derived from the 1998 short film "dorbees: making decisions" about microscopic balls called dorbees. the theme song includes the quote "why don't they go away" when talking about dorbees, so you must be one since you don't go away

you're such a fucking dorbee

by me too lol December 7, 2016