Bad doorway

A "bad doorway" is like that moment when you walk into a room and forget why you’re there, except the doorway itself is actively plotting against you. It’s the architectural equivalent of a prankster who makes you trip over your own feet, spill your coffee, and forget your own name—all in one go. Basically, it’s a door with a vendetta and a questionable sense of humor!

Every time I try to walk through that bad doorway, it feels like it’s out to get me, tripping me up and making me spill my drink!

by badbaddoorway July 18, 2024

Like a duck through a doorway

Pure chaos. A duck running wild through a house. Madness. The tippy tapping of webbed feet running up and down the hallway while feathers and shit go everywhere.

Man, Jack was so chaotic last night.
Yeah, he was like a duck through a doorway!

by Alley cat November 3, 2023

dooray

oh my god!

Dooray look at those sexy ass bitches!

by geoffcam April 9, 2012

doorwall

A sliding glass door

I ran into the doorwall because I didn't see the glass.

by Shantie November 5, 2003

Door way bandit

When dec fingers you against a door whilst at a party

The door way bandit strikes again, bet you don’t know who I am

by USKET123 January 13, 2020

doorwall

a sliding glass door

I call it a doorwall because I'm from Detroit and I don't know any better!

by BrantA January 2, 2009

bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze

A phrase shouted Jesus when he has become aroused by the sight of a man and intends to pursue him. Jesus will use his tendrils to grab hold of the man, immobilizing him until Jesus forces the man's penis into butt dick butt.

Guy 1: "Oh, shit, here comes Jesus, and he looks horny!"

Guy 2: "Get away!"

Jesus: "Bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze!"

Guy 1: "It's too late! He's got me by the dick with his tendrils!"

by Guy 99999999999999999999999999 June 29, 2009