Distenglished

When someone reaches a level where they are distinguished enough to be compared to the English; therefore making them distenglished.

Person: Look at Peter wearing that monacle! All he needs is a cup of tea and he'll be distenglished!

by Yupperdoodlecakes October 25, 2014

Dickstinguished

When one looks good with some grey in the beard or hair. Distinguished, respectable, but, the plumbing is not up to spec anymore. Alas, one's dick ....is ...extinguished.

Sam, nice beard! Very dickstinguished!

by KBK665 January 12, 2017

Distinguint

It’s a word to use if you can’t remember distinguishable or distinct so you make up a new word and look like a dunce in front of your friends

The smell of a heater turning on is very distinguint

by Distinguint December 13, 2021

distinguint

An incorrect mix of distinguishable and distinct used by total fools.

M: My taste in music is so distinguint. It’s sick!
Z: Are you okay?

by Distinguint December 14, 2021

Aistinguish

To trigger alarms, fires, or chaos and then explain or justify it immediately.

“Bro lit the toaster on fire during the party and then tried to Aistinguish it by saying it was just for the vibe”

by anonymous September 17, 2025