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dirty hammock

An uncanny woman's vaginal area especially if it's flappy. One in which you go in and come out dirtier than you went in.
I went down on this girls dirty hammock and felt like I was eating used hockey equipment.
by BUSTABYMZ October 3, 2017
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dirty hameez

by Not a guy named Hameez April 15, 2020
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Dirty Hamdi

The act of having sexual intercourse with a corpse, then once you're done, you rip open the corpse cut out the ribcage, season with stomach acid and feces and throw it on the grill for a late night snack. Garnish with barbecue sauce , cum and indulge.
person 1:what happened with that guy you were seeing?

person 2: it was going good until i caught him doing a dirty hamdi at the morgue.
by Chow-Meein December 31, 2021
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dirty hamilton

When you tip a stripper 10 dollars US in the anus.
Dude if you give that stripper a dirty Hamilton she just might tip you.
by Nemo19899891 April 26, 2014
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Dirty Hamster

A female, who is unclean and dirty, and sleeps with multiple patners.
I don't want to live with her because she is a dirty Hamster.
by Summa916 April 6, 2011
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Dirty Hampus

When you take your dads cumsock and suck on it
by Hejhej5 December 5, 2020
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Dirty Hamil

When your significant other is sitting on the toilet like a throne barking commands at you when you're in the other room and you've had enough so you come in the bathroom and smack him across the face once with each hand then kick him in the shins, then as you are running away (not sure why you would run away because he's stuck on the toilet) he throws poop at you and then jerks off that's the dirty part.
You commit a Dirty Hamil when your significant other is sitting on the toilet like a throne barking commands at you when you're in the other room and you've had enough so you come in the bathroom and smack him across the face once with each hand then kick him in the shins, then as you are running away (not sure why you would run away because he's stuck on the toilet) he throws poop at you and then jerks off that's the dirty part.
by silent g June 5, 2013
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