DILF

Dork i'd like to Fork

That Lisa is such a DILF ( dork i'd like to fork)

by GRAHAMIE January 2, 2013

DILF

Dad I'd like to fuck- mad famous by Erin Sheppard.

Mr. Surdy is such a DILF!

by Erin Sheppard June 6, 2007

DILF

An acronym for don’t ignite lights forever.

Mom: when you play with fire remember to dilf
Child: ofc mom

by Lucypokemonmastress December 11, 2021

DILF

Dad Id Like to Fuck, a super hot dad

mate gabriels dad is fittt!
yeah propper DILF

by madshitternting April 25, 2011

DILF

the male equivalent to a MILF. Can be attractive to teenage girls making them swoon over older men because of daddy issues or just because they want a mature handsome man. Could be married or single.

"I lost my V-card to that DILF down the street, I think his name is Harry" -Olivia
"Oh my god! GROSS!! He's like 25years older than you" -Viki
"That just means he has 25 more years of experience that can please me" -Olivia

by toeingmywayintokiki August 7, 2016

DILF

Along the same lines as MILF however aimed at a male,
'Dad Id like to fuck' a hot looking male in his 30s or 40s

Jane and Sarah were discussing the party last might:
'Did you see Suzanne's bloke? God what a DILF he is!'

by tmoffy July 7, 2009

DILF

Douche I'd like to forget.

Commonly mistaken as dad Id like to fuck.

Jungy is such a dilf

by Mishappp June 18, 2009