Ditlev

Ditlev is a cool guy, he also have a large penis

Ditlev is great

by JJTAG101 January 21, 2017

dirtless

When an object is clean and free of dust.

" Hey! Look at that book! It's dirtless!"

The dirtless book stood alone in an empty room.

by Doobeeko;) March 1, 2017

DIFTS

Do It For The Story

Much better than YOLO

Guy 1: Think I should participate in that gangbang later

Guy 2: Dude....DIFTS

Guy 1: Yea, you're right *strips naked and throws on condom*

by TheSpot94 October 2, 2012

Dirtleg

A dirtleg is the lowest form of a dope whore that one can become. Usually a female that will sell any and every hole or crevice on her body for drugs. Oftentimes, she is dirty, trashy, overweight and lives in a hotel with the dope man. Once he’s had enough of her shit and cuts her off, she moves on to the next dope man.

She just gave him a blow-job in the bathroom for a 1/4g. She’s such a dirtleg!

by OsamadidmyMamma January 13, 2019

diflection

this is when reminiscing is used as an avoidance defense mechanism during conversation, for either a subject or question. Ultimately the questioner or subject raiser will forget their point or lose interest leaving you safe.

Example of avoiding a question
Paul: what have you done with my rabbit?
jericho: Rabbits (sigh) remember when you were at school at it would be your turn to take the rabbit home and you'd feel all warm and excited........etc

Example of Subject avoidance
Kaiser: i love football!
bill: i remeber the time i was hit in the balls by a football ruptured both my testes couldn't piss pain free for a month.

by mark case October 30, 2004

Dirtlet

Term used to refer to young children, often dirty/unfortunate/misbehaved/scummy.

Keep an eye out for that little dirtlet playing football next to my ride.

by knicks4410 October 20, 2008

DITL

Short for "day in the life". Said casually after you describe a particularly awesome or bad aspect of your day.

Paul: So you made out with 3 chicks today?
Eric: Yeah, just another DITL, bro.
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John: I ran over a squirrel this morning, then got a parking ticket again. Just another DITL ..

by acilegnaa June 13, 2010