Erect Deposit

The stiffening that occurs following an electronic transferring of funds into one's bank acccount.
I am not your hat rack, I simply had an erect deposit.
by holybrittle December 20, 2011
Get the Erect Deposit mug.

Husky Deposit

A stool that is both large and bulky, yet still manages to settle to the bottom of the bowl without floating.
Mark smiled in satisfaction as he watched his Husky Deposit sink to the bottom of the bowl like a harpooned whale.
by Dex Abbott January 23, 2009
Get the Husky Deposit mug.

cheese deposit

A cheese deposit is when you visit the fridge, get a handful or two of shredded cheese and deposit it directly into your mouth
Man, last night I was hungry but didn't feel like cooking anything.. So, I just went to the fridge and made a couple cheese deposits instead
by vipie2000 September 05, 2019
Get the cheese deposit mug.

Alaskan Deposit

A group of guys all deposit their semen into a jar. Then the jar is poured out onto a female's head or object.
I went to Joe's mom grave and gave her an Alaskan Deposit.
by JumboShrimp19 July 01, 2022
Get the Alaskan Deposit mug.

Certificate of Deposit

Euphimism for used toilet paper
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
Get the Certificate of Deposit mug.

Philadelphia Deposit

The act of taking a shit in someone else's bathroom, not flushing, and waiting for the victim to follow the smell to the source of the problem.
After consuming 3 cheesesteaks, Bill hit the bachelor's bathroom with a huge Philadephia Deposit. The bachelor then followed the smell to the source of the problem and realized he had been the victim of a Philadelphia deposit. He immediately flushed the toilet, but the smell had already defused throughout the hotel room.
by Francois1980 January 20, 2009
Get the Philadelphia Deposit mug.

Kitty Deposits

1. The substance comprised of lotion, spit, and semen which can be found near a computer keyboard as a result of rapid masturbation. After being left for an extended period of time, they become kitty deposits as whoever left them there blame animals as the cause of the mess.

2. Basement lurker masturbation
Matthew neglected to clean up after he masturbated, leaving the lotion and semen all over the keyboard. His excuse was "the kitties must have left that there, those are kitty deposits."

Goddamit, have a little shame!
by whatlifesmadeof December 05, 2009
Get the Kitty Deposits mug.