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porn dozer

A word/words I made up to describe someone that jacks off to porn then sleeps it off
I'm a major porn dozer after I jack it
by Colesludge September 22, 2017
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dazery

1. The point in time between when one should've gone to sleep and when one's alarm clock is about to go off to start the day.
2. When one is amazed by another person and loses time realizing they're real by way of their appearance, expression of words, or personality
3. The state of coming down from any drug and realizing you're about to be yourself again
4. The place in your mind where random thoughts become goals.
1. "Man we were out so late that i didn't realize we were in the dazery."
2. "She looked at him and saw she had fallen into a dazery."
3. "I think the dazery has hit---my mind is back to normal."
4. "You know I just saw this little girl playing by herself, and I think maybe, in my dazery, I've discovered I want to become a child psychologist."
by Amanda Nicole Romanach December 27, 2006
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dezerae

Sweet and pretty, very honest. Big boobies, laughs a lot! Best friend you can ever have! Big heart and good at sex!
Dezerae is the girl next door.
by Shaytay January 2, 2011
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dazer

to put a large ronnie cut in a tube or bowl and hit it threw water with weed on top permitting a nice daze effect
"man i just ripped the fattest yott im so dazed right now"
"you didnt pop it you bitch aahaha no more dazers for you"
by dazer king April 28, 2010
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Dunkin' Dozer

The massive attack of the shits that someone gets from drinking too much coffee.
"Oh shit, I gotta drop a huge Dunkin' Dozer before I ruin my pants all over the place."
"Sucks to be you man. That's why I stay away from coffee."
by SiN 666 December 9, 2008
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3 dozer build

A 3 dozer build is usually in RTS when n00bs waste their money on stupid units.
That n00b i just owned played a 3 dozer build
by darkhen December 27, 2006
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muff dozer

One who likes to perform cunniligus on a female. Usually associated with a lesbian or bi-sexual female.

Muddy muff dozer would to be the act of licking ass-hole.

Furry muff dozer would be eating out a hairy chick.

Many derivatives apply.
I had an awesome 3 way last night, as I pounded Kellie's ass hole from behind, she went muff dozer on Kathleen!

I was going muff dozer on Kathlen while Kellie sucked my cock, balls deep.

Kellie tries to act so straight, but she's a total muff dozer!
by Richter ass November 9, 2010
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