Crasterbate

To cry while masturbating.

After that one kid walked in on me banging his girlfriend, he sat down and crasterbated in the room while we got stuffy.

by Minerva T. Lodge November 10, 2007

Austerbate

To thrust one's pelvis forward vigorously while in mid-conversation, but be unaware of it. (Air-hump)

-Hey, that guy's Austerbating!

by Austin Hyslop December 3, 2003

crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams of tears roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating furiously after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 29, 2007

clusterbate

Circle-jerk for nerds (choosing among your friends who to collaborate with). Choosing a pleasureable companion to work with.

Vera and flak are clusterbating on an illustration idea. They clusterbate on occasion.

by mickmetoo September 9, 2009

cumsterbate

The act of using ones semen as a lubricant for genital or anal stimulation.

I want you to cumsterbate with me!

Do you wanna cumsterbate?
I just cumsterbated.
Sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm cumsterbating.

by DerBearr_ November 24, 2015

Costurbated

When you smack or hit something so hard that the color of the mark is unspecified.

I costurbated

my wife last night when we were goofing around on the bed.

by Nodry December 10, 2018

crasterbate

to cry while masturbating or vice versa

"Its valentines day and i don't have a date, i am just going to go home and crasterbate"

by keifer May 8, 2008