cutfucked

Abhorrent, destructive, beyond-belief, woeful haircut by a hairdresser

Carlas new hairstyle was totally cutfucked

by Sally says June 6, 2020

Coffucked up

Receiving a free coffee from a coffee shop because the barista fucked up someone elses order.

Would you like this large double double aswell? I coffucked up an order earlier.

by Masterstache Graphics November 5, 2016

curfuckle

sex after curfew, fucking when you aren't supposed to be out or up

1) girl: last night after my parents were asleep i snuck him in
friend: did you guys curfuckle?
girl: yes, best sex of my life

2) boy: my parents were sooo pissed.
friend: why? weren't you on a date last night?
boy: yeah, exactly. we were out sooo late. we definitely curfuckled.
friend: get suummm

by horny unicorn April 7, 2011

confucked

mixture of fucked and confused. use wisely:

you are one confucked mofo.
or:
wow that chem test really confucked me.

by Nora Sexy Thang January 14, 2004

confucked

describes the feeling of being to fucking confused.

wow, guys, im too confucked to do anything else.

by iwillbohnyou February 8, 2005

Curfuckis

Cur-Fuck-Iss

1. When you are in the midst of an all out fucking mess.
2. The only other logical word to use for confusion and mayhem.
3. When have a problem and you are stuck without a identifiable solution.

1. What a curfuckis.

2. What's all this curfuckis about!?

3. Well...we sure seem to be in a curfuckis..

by Curfuckingess February 14, 2012

Crucked up

Being drunk and high on maryjane and a mixture of other drugs. not fucked up but crucked up because its like a concoction of drug induced retardedness

"whatcha doin today" - friend
" LEZZZZ GET CRUCkeD UP!"

by sexyfrisson March 31, 2013