Carbon Curbstomp

A carbon curbstomp is the mark you leave when you don't give a shit about the environment.

Al: "Your carbon footprint will be through the roof if you drive that Hummer."

Me: "Carbon footprint? I don't give a SHIT about the environment. I'll leave a carbon curbstomp."

by shizzamz5 November 22, 2010

Curbstomp Kayla

Someone who gets really frustrated with annoying teammates and decides the best way to deal with it is to curbstomp their ass.

after the trivia game she went all curbstomp kayla on her own teammate

by the ante pasta October 10, 2010

Curbstomp the Haters

A way of saying that you couldn’t give two shits about what the haters think of you

Hater: You’re ugly

Guy: Curbstomp the haters

by muffin tin November 6, 2019

California Curbstomp

Forcing someone you just recently curbstomped into performing oral sex on you (but since the person is either dead or unconcious, its more of a face fuck than oral sex)

Guy: You like it rough do ya?
Girl: Ya, i do you big sexy man you.
Guy: Alright then, bite the curb.
Girl: (with mouth on curb) Why?
Guy: (curbstomping girl) Cause youre gettin California Curbstomped.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

Curbstomp

A curbstomp is a street move consisting of somebody placing their opponent’s top row of teeth onto a curb, and stomping on the back of their head, resulting in most/all of their teeth breaking or being misplaced.

“Have you seen his teeth bro? He got curbstomped in that fight last night, he needs surgery.

by unlimitedbread June 15, 2021