cupblock

When your girlfriends on her period and wears a diva cup, youre cupblocked; cockblock by the cup

The wifes on her period shes cupblocking me

by pimp sim a.k.a. The assassin November 4, 2018

culo barato

culo barato cheap ass

ese guey es un culo barato nunca tiene dinero para una beer that guy is a cheap ass he never has any money for beer

by arturo medina November 27, 2007

besa mi culo

spanish for kiss my ass

besa mi culo, puta!
Kiss my ass bitch

by Foxxy January 14, 2005

Chicago Cupholder

When you shit in someone's hand while they're asleep and tickle their face with a feather.

"Hey, were you at that party last night?"
"Yeah man, it was nuts. I heard some guy passed out and someone gave him a Chicago Cupholder."

by TheChicagoCupholder July 9, 2017

jew in the cupboard

A jew that is in your cupboard, they usually are male but in some cases have been female. We don't know how they manage to get into the cupboards they are found in but all we know is that they are attracted by the smell of expensive tea/cup sets . If you find a jew in your cupboard you should follow these steps

1. Trap them in the cupboard , use something to block the doors E. G a muscle man/woman, broom etc

2. Alert everyone in the house of the jew in the cupboard and tell them to block the doors on all the remaining cupboards in the house. Jews have been known to chew through walls and make their way to other cupboards within the house.

3. Get anything of sentimental value out of the house E. G kids, money, cars, husband/wife, dog/cat/hampster/crocodile/komodo dragon...

4. Burn the house and everything inside that you left.

If this does not work follow theses steps

1. Run

2. Hide

3. Its coming

4.

Man: Honey where's my super-suit?
Woman: What?
Man: I said where's... My... Super-suit!
Woman: In the cupboard!
Man: Why is it in the cupboard?
Woman: Just get it!

Man: *opens cupboard * HONEY THERE'S A JEW IN THE CUPBOARD !!

by PapaKrabbz February 3, 2018

culo

Spanish translation for "ass"

"Mira ese culo." - "Look at that ass."

"¿Viste su culo? - "Did you see her ass?"

by Nugg March 4, 2007

Cupboard Love

Pretended love to the cook, or any other person, for the sake of a meal.

Cupboard Love:

Husband: "Honey I love you so much -- what's for dinner?"

by RubberDucky451 April 18, 2010