cuplosexual

Wanting a sexual relationship but not experiencing sexual attraction. A form of asexuality may experience romantic associated, but not sexual attraction. Commonly associated with orgasming and the pleasurable sensation that comes with sex.

Did you hear emma's ace now? Yeah she's cuplosexual.

cuplosexual by yotubergal111111116666666 February 11, 2017

cuplosexual

A person who wants a sexual relationship with cups but just in imaginative way and not experiencing sexual attraction to it.

person 2: I heard you are cuplosexual, is that true?
person 1: Yeah I'm Cuplosexual.
person 2: Oh, so your into cups. Kinky
person 2: What about mugs tho?
person 1: Ew no. That shit is gross

cuplosexual by RandomStrangerOnInternet February 16, 2020

Cuomosexual 

1) In love with an incompetent, gropey, hyper-corrupt Governor who has an atrocious COVID track record, and a history of questionable sexual behavior because the media has never bothered to hold him accountable in any way or bothered to look into what he was doing. This caused the press to falsely portrayed him as an exemplar of competence, and Governor Cuomo to believe he didn't need to be accountable.

2) a figurative (and possibly literal) rape victim.

"Cuomosexual" has not aged well.

Cuomosexual by The Cabal March 2, 2021

curiosexual 

When your sexuality is not yet certain, if you don't know whether you are attracted to men or women, or even both.

I heard Lloyd can't choose between John or Kate, i guess he's curiosexual.

You reaching the Curiosexual parade later?

curiosexual by lloyd john July 24, 2010

Cuomosexual 

An old creepy italian with nipple rings that likes to molest men and women while at work.

Look that Cuomosexual is grabbing his secretary's balls. I wonder why that Cuomosexual is throwing a press conference at a playground.

Cuomosexual by Paczki12 March 7, 2021

Cupiosexual

asexual people who don’t experience sexual attraction but still have the desire to engage in sexual behavior or a sexual relationship.

I am cupiosexual.

Cupiosexual by XwXwX February 20, 2021

Cuomosexual 

Someone who possesses a powerful urge to engage in various sexual behaviors with a member of the Cuomo family. It is unclear if this novel sexual orientation is COVID19-specific and temporary or if it will remain as an add-on to pre-existing sexual preferences. Cuomosexuals also identify as heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, or homosexual, therefore engagement in mundane sexual behaviors with significant others can resume simultaneously . Interviews with Cuomosexuals consistently reveal that urges began in Mid-March and peek during COVID19 pandemic press conferences and/or news broadcasts. Hypothesized social causes include increased time alone in bed watching split screen images of said siblings during COVID19 pandemic.

When I couldn't get wet without my CNN fix, I realized I had become a Cuomosexual. After breaking the news to my husband, he pushed my head down and declared he was too!

Cuomosexual by Hudson Body of Wisdom May 14, 2020