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Cuntoleered

A greasy Italian vagina that will make you disappear like if you upset the mafia.
A cunt you wish you never fucked with
I got to close to her dirty gash and before I knew it I was cuntoleered
by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019
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Cuntroversy

An amalgamation of the words Cunt and Controversy. A prolonged public dispute, debate, or point of contention where the topic or focus of said dispute is a cunt (see various definitions for Cunt).
Example of a Cuntroversy where object is female genitalia: The argument about whether shaved, waxed or hairy vulvas are best.

Example of a Cuntroversy where object is a filthy loose-cunted whore: "Britney spears is pregnant again?! Should that cunt be allowed to bring a child into this world?"
by Refugee.ZA March 29, 2007
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cuntcooker

A cuntcooker is when a male fucks a girl so fast and hard that it begins to burn her uterus and vaginal walls from the inside due to friction.
Bro! I gave that bitch a cuntcooker last night! You should try it on Leann, but be careful, I had to get the fire extinguisher
by Chad back 69 April 1, 2020
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cuntosphere

An aura that surrounds a cunt. In near proximity it's slight odor, and gravity, can become suffocating, and in extreme cases suck you in.
Doug's cuntosphere was so bad yesterday that I nearly suffocated.
by pfubs June 19, 2014
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cuntbooger

A remnant of ejaculate (cum) left clinging to the hairs of the vagina, or, as the case may be, anal hairs.
"There was a gigantic cuntbooger hanging from her cooch from last night."
by Joe Mattei February 9, 2003
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cumpooper

n. Used chiefly to describe a computer that is unreliable or prone to constant failure.

Orig. A person who has managed, by any means possible, to contract more than 1ml of semen or clear vaginal secretion into the rectal canal, and then purged it from the body anally, as like feces.
as a n. "I was really enjoying that episode of, "Golden Girls..." until my cumpooper crashed.

Harvey, after finishing his final draft of his doctoral dissertation on his dell computer, unfortunately forgot to save the file before his compooper decided to have a "fatal error" and erase all on his work and his entire itunes library.
by Captain Clancy Mccfartson September 29, 2009
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Cuntuppery

Bob's up to his usual cuntuppery - being married and lying to all the ladies he keeps on the side
by Bynes June 5, 2016
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