cuntness

An adjective for awesome. Drawing etymologically from the awesomeness of the female sex organs.

"Oh, it was total cuntness! It had a strong lead female and a surprise ending!"

"And was dinner good?"
"Oh yeah, it was total cuntness. We went to that new Thai fusion place I've been wanting to try and their coconut soup was cuntness and a half."

"So was your date a nice dude?" "Oh yeah, he's got a job that sounds like absolute cuntness and plus he's really cuntness in bed!"

by dayglogirl April 20, 2010

cuntness

A noun describing a woman's vagina or vulva as characterized by its aura, smell, or taste. The word appears in this context in Bret Easton Ellis's 1991 novel American Psycho.

James was pleading with God to please let him taste his new girlfriend's juicy cuntness. She was, after all, a mormon.

by Big Foot Goes South August 7, 2017

cuntasia

A nasty fucking cunt. Ex wife. Slut

I’m going to punch that cuntasia in the twat

by Fuckbidenwithahammer December 31, 2020

cuntness

Chutism, Chutiya, Noob !

Fucking noob who don't know anything, Just to utter ugly wisdom less words!

Here's the cuntness,

I can see the cuntness whenever he proposes a girl.

He is a fucking cunt, full of cuntness!

by Dimebag Sucker July 6, 2009

Cumnesia

When you have really good sex and forget about whatever else is going on in your life! It's amnesia from a good ole fashioned cum

I was really having a bad day. I came home put on some "O" from Pure Romance and my husband gave me cumnesia! Now I am so relaxed.

by WnabMedic January 21, 2015

Cuntmedian

When someone is roasting you and you really think they are a cunt for it but they are so funny you have to laugh.

Man he was really roasting me heavy he is a Cuntmedian

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis May 23, 2018

candnesia

noun
loss of memories pertaining to the amount of candy eaten earlier in the day

I may be suffering from candnesia but I did really great on my WeightWatchers points today. I can do this!

by ambitin January 18, 2021