Cuntimus Prime

one who is being a complete douche and or asshole, while devoid of emotion.

fuck you cuntimus prime

by vagina-tron3000 August 2, 2009

Cuntimeter

adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.

Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"

Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"

by DudeA December 7, 2009

Cuntist

Someone who has nothing against race, creed or colour but loathes those who take advantage of, exploit, damage, threaten, bully, or act like idiots and behave like cunts.

I'm not a racist but I am most certainly a cuntist.

by URBANE November 4, 2015

Cuntimony

Obligatory post-marital payments in respect of a cunt (e.g. former wife).

Paying cuntimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

by Newman336 July 29, 2013

cuntsmack

Originally the act of smacking the cunt, but more oftenly used as an insult. Comparable to other insults like dumbfuck or dumbshit. Can also be used as a noun.

You are a cuntsmack. You're fucking dumber than a cuntsmack.

by kebabsallad February 1, 2014

Cuntsmanship

Cuntsmanship- the act of being a cunt or the art of being proficiently skilled in sexual intercourse

That man's cuntsmanship is next level (sexual meaning )
The general cuntsmanship he is displaying makes it difficult for us to hang out ( being a cunt)

by Master Bing May 31, 2019

cuntsmeller

1. A person who gets off smelling cunts.
2. Derogatory insult.

1. Ray loves being a cuntsmeller, dude is sick.
2. Fuck off, you pathetic cuntsmeller!

by BlaineRick January 8, 2007