Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.
To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above
Example ranges are provided below
0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4
5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin
To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above
Example ranges are provided below
0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4
5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin
''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*
*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*
*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another
by senseofnon December 23, 2010
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2. the best place on earth
3. cunt... literally cunt and kitten meaning pussy put together to make the best word ever.
2. the best place on earth
3. cunt... literally cunt and kitten meaning pussy put together to make the best word ever.
"dude i totally ripped that cuntitten last night!!"
"man, i was almost at that cuntitten when her dad walked in."
"man, i was almost at that cuntitten when her dad walked in."
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Cunt-like. A word used to describe actions and people that are twats beyond all belief; I mean things you really, really hate. First used by Andrew Lawrence, a British comedian. See also cuntitude and cuntiness.
Cunt-like. A word used to describe actions and people that are twats beyond all belief; I mean things you really, really hate. First used by Andrew Lawrence, a British comedian. See also cuntitude and cuntiness.
Andrew Lawrence: "You unspeakable, filthy, feculent cuntitudinous fucktard."
Audience member: "Fuck me, he hates that guy."
Audience member: "Fuck me, he hates that guy."
by Grant12345 October 25, 2011
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