cumbrap

the act of farting after someone has just cum inside your asshole.

Guy 1: What's taking so long in the bathroom?

Guy 2: I just cumbrapped on the wall, give me a second to clean it up

by Gungus Hungus August 10, 2022

cum trap

a word used to describe a woman is a whore.

that jenny is a real cum trap

by skullman June 23, 2006

Cum Trap

when you spin around in a circle and try to make a perfect circle of semen to ward off fat chicks

Forturne Teller: " use a cum trap to get rid of that fat stalker of yours."

by Not Whupped March 14, 2009

Cumtrail

In the act of where your male partner, ejaculates on your ankle, and you allow it to dry, then scrape it off with a credit card, and snort it.

I let Aaron perform a cumtrail on me and it was the most arousing thing I have ever experienced.

by Sassypants68 July 27, 2022

Cumtrary

When a male is being contrary around his "time of the month".

Mary: is everything okay today Bob?.
Bob: Yes Mary. Quit asking.
Mary: Aren't we a little cumtrary today. You must have pms.

by Roxy Ann Stroker August 18, 2012

CUMCRAPTION

Utilized for under BELLY space exploration.

CUMCRAPTION is a space PROBER where you have to slide under the BELLY to EAT from the CRATER in order to explore the contents.

If you got a CUMCRAPTION you don't have to hold back your excitement as it will send you into orbit in a mission to planet MARS. ( I know this sounds FAGGY, and you are right, it is.)

After to quote a 1992 book ( MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS by JOHN GrAY)

Now that is not to say that women can't have a CUMCRAPTION it is just their orbit is going to be different.

by FECESRIMJOB March 23, 2021

cumtrain

Cumtrain is a horny slut who has sex a lot and with lots of make-up.

-Dude... I just met the biggest cumtrain ever.

-REALLY?!

by b3taisnotacumtrain September 23, 2021