cuntmaster extreme

A person most vertically integrated with power and authority. Highly skilled and dangerous varient of cuntmaster.

Friend: Did you see Jamie dance last night?
Johnny: He is cuntmaster extreme...!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

Cumplastered

Shot with Cum, or Semen.

I cumplastered your mom last night.

by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008

cuntster

A person with power or influence, usually in public office, who abuses their position by being a cunt.
As popularised by the Whitstable garage-punk band Centurion Sect

That Michael Gove, he's a real cuntster, and to think, they run the Country

by centurionsect March 7, 2018

cuntmaster

One who is mastered at the art of cunninglus or female genital stimulation.

That boy who fingered me last night made me come in 3 minutes; he was a real cuntmaster!

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

Cumstered

Being used as a cum dumpster

OMG, Sally, I was cumstered at the frat party last night by like everyone.

by Purple_Nurpl July 17, 2015

cumtastic

when something is so amazing that u cum.

franki: that was incredible
joe: i just cummed my pants
franki: that was friggin cumtastic

by samuel adams January 27, 2005

cuntastrophe

when good pussy goes bad

did you see jenny last night. what a cuntastrophe

by louflo July 11, 2010