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Cumpoopie

When you're stuck at the Crossroads between going to the bathroom or seizing the moment to go all the way with somebody and choose the latter, causing a climax that ultimately comes out of both ends simultaneously.
I got lucky last night with my sweetheart, but really needed the bathroom. I didn't want to ruin the magic so I just settled for a cumpoopie instead.
by rosetintedarcher January 9, 2022
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Cum pool

When you nut and it goes into your belly button and kinda stays there. (This only works with innies)
The cum pool stank like hell, but it was worth it. I got 15 points for accuracy!
by Obama Bin Stalin March 11, 2019
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Cumpoo

Also called sperm shampoo

When you’re having doggy style sex with your partner in the shower and you pull out and ejaculate a massive load of cum that lands in her hair
"I was banging Tracy last night in the shower and ended up giving her 2 big loads of Cumpoo"!

"wow that's Impressive"
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Mack Cumpooter

You are at a local hot spot and see a fine bitch. You go up to her and mack on her. She is enlightened with you and gives you her screen name<-fuck that, you leave and add her to your buddy list then video chat with her and she gives you a striptease and is completely naked you cumshot over the video and fart very loudly and tell her to eat a cunt and give a number not a screen name.
This BiTCH gave me her screen name so i Mack Cumpootered her and it stunk up the WHOLE room.
by m mcdaddy April 20, 2007
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Cumpoo

Cumpoo is where you cum into someone's hair and then have them rub it in and wash it off. This means they will have washed their hair with cum so it will be nice and clean.
John:How often do you wash your hair adam?
Adam:Not very often but when i do i use cumpoo.
John:EEWWW!
Adam:You don't even want to get me started on head and shoulders!
by Beccles May 22, 2015
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cumpooper

n. Used chiefly to describe a computer that is unreliable or prone to constant failure.

Orig. A person who has managed, by any means possible, to contract more than 1ml of semen or clear vaginal secretion into the rectal canal, and then purged it from the body anally, as like feces.
as a n. "I was really enjoying that episode of, "Golden Girls..." until my cumpooper crashed.

Harvey, after finishing his final draft of his doctoral dissertation on his dell computer, unfortunately forgot to save the file before his compooper decided to have a "fatal error" and erase all on his work and his entire itunes library.
by Captain Clancy Mccfartson September 29, 2009
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cumpooter

stephan pastis's croc speak for 'computer'.
me ees like cumpooter
by duck666 February 14, 2019
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