Cumdition

When a guy squirts cum all over someone else's body

Kaylee : So you and Jake got a hot date tonight?
Kiersten : Uh Hell Yeah he's taking me out to dinner and a movie then were are going back to his mom's house (cause she has a king size bed and me and Jake only have a double) so he can fuck my tight little pussy, then he will Cumdition my hot little body & cuddle with me till morning!
Kaylee : Wow I wish I had a man to fuck my tight pussy and Cumdition my hot little body!
Kiersten : Uh sorry to burst your bubble Kaylee but you don't have a hot little body!
Steve : Hey girls im going to Chad's tonight he's going to fuck me in the ass then Cumdition my hot little body!
Kiersten : You know what Steve we really don't care & besides you don't have a hot little body either you big fat slob!
Kaylee : You know what Kiersten your not the only one around here with a hot little body!
Steve : Yeah I would love to fuck Kaylee's stretched out pussy then Cumdition her big beautiful body!
Kaylee : Steve shut the fuck up!
Kiersten : Yeah go Cumdition yourself In The Bathroom!

by SlopNChop June 29, 2018

10K Commotion

a website with an online comic about a fictional Dance Dance Revolution tournament that mostly appeals to Bemani geeks and people who go to anime cons. kinda based on a bunch of real tourneys and cons.

used as an adj. refers to the rules listed on the site, "perfects x 2 + greats + okays"

"The last DDR tourney at Otakon was 10K Commotion-style. Easier than calculating percentages for everybody on every song."

by second tuesday October 20, 2006

Commotion Lotion

Noun: Term used to refer to the popular tonic wine Buckfast. Can also refer to other cheap alcoholic drinks favoured by the youth of Scotland, and is often associated with petty crime, hooliganism, and raucous house parties.

In other news this week, a spate of burglaries have occured in the Govan area. Police suspect Commotion Lotion to have been taken by the suspects.

by CuntFaeEmbra May 18, 2011

commotional

A word used to describe someone who is known to cause a commotion when feeling overly emotional. Portmanteau of commotion and emotional

Dont get that girl all riled up, you know she's the commotional type.

by cbo1 November 16, 2011

cumditioner

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's conditioner as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be wearing your semen in her hair for several weeks.
see also sploofah, shamspooge, and Summer's Skeet

Amy wouldn't put out so I went into her bathroom and made her a fresh batch of cumditioner

by Frukman March 13, 2008

cuntation

A way of describing someone's cuntish actions

Slut shaming Jennie is such a cuntation

by Valerio Blackley August 9, 2017

cummative

Cummative is an adjective made by the verb cum. This word is used for the description of any things is sexy, fantastic, tempting, or exciting.

Wow, this view is cummative (breathtaking).
I found your proposal, cummative (tempting).
She is a cummative (sexy) girl.

by anonymous August 2, 2022