Cumfused

1) A situation that occurs when watching too many types of porn at once and not knowing which to masturbate too
2) When two partners are unsure whether the other has achieved orgasm

I was so cumfused after browsing through all those different porn genres that I decided to wait a while before watching again.

Sarah didn't know if Lindsey had came, and the cumfused expression on Lindsey's face told the same story.

by Black_Sage January 10, 2015

cumslushy

when a man man cums in a woman and continues to have sex with her making it a total slushy.

I totally slush this chick the other night, angel get off on me cumslushy her.

by jase12 December 8, 2006

cumflooding

Participation in a Multiple Creampie event and/or the event itself.

Me and my friends tag teamed my wife all night, giving her a good cumflooding. -or- I've been into cumflooding lately because I love the idea of multiple loads running out of my wife's pussy before I add my load. -or- I'm having a cumflooding party for my wife's 30th birthday, do you want to come (pun intended)?

by CumLoverNumberOne April 8, 2009

cumplug

The dried seman that accumlates at the tip of man's urethra after sex. During the man's first post-coital urination, the urine stream will go in erratic, unpredictable directions until the cumplug is burst.

Woman: Why is there piss everywhere?

Man: Baby, it took forever to pop my cumplug after so much hot lovin'.

by fozter November 10, 2009

cumfumble

Any time ejaculate ends up where it's not supposed to be.

"Man last night I was jacking off to porn and I cumfumbled all over my keyboard."

"I need to go get plan B. Mike accidently came inside me. Terrible cumfumble!"

by keatsway August 19, 2008

cumfuzzled

Cumfuzzled is the state of confusion that only the most beautiful of women can find themselves in - due to the fact they are so sweet, and couldn't possibly have heard of the situation that would cause their cumfuzzlement.

What the Hell are you talking about? Dang, I'm cumfuzzled.

by Jedi Master Wookiee January 11, 2009

Cumfused

The act of being confused as to who's child a person is carrying.

'Bro, did you hear about Jen? She's cumfused as fuck and she thinks it's yours.'

by Ticktackmak July 19, 2017