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Cum Cumbler

When a man is so desperate to cum on or in you at any time, even if your family member just passed away he just wants to be a cum cumbler and cum. He has no heart, his heart is in his cock.
"Oh my god, my cat just died I was crying but he wanted to cum all over me being a cum cumbler."
by MichelleISaB0SS June 5, 2020
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Meaty Crumbles

The brown bits of shit laden toilet paper that are left on the toilet seat, when someone wipes their asshole clean after a hearty bowel movement.
Steve must have taken a huge smash in the men’s room….he left meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat. What the fuck? Can’t he wipe up after himself?

Who the fuck left the meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat?
by Lammychops May 6, 2021
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

Slang term, origin unknown from the 1920's in America. Used to underline a failure of an action, or dissapointment in reaching an undesired result, with the additional meaning that the result was not an unexpected one.
A:" Well, I asked Cindy out, and she told me to swallow my head . . "
B:"Hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles!"
by D F Stuckey May 26, 2004
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Cubbles the troll

Is an unpleasant thing. It means feces or poop it actually means the s word and is not usally a nice thing to say.
yuck look at all this cubbles the troll on the ground in the pig pen!
by Bing Ordanate September 16, 2009
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The Crumbles

1. The feeling you have when everything is crumbling around you or when you have the feeling that it is.
2. Another word for depression or a sense of impending doom
Gordon: Gosh I just feel like everythings crumbling around me
Dr. Coomer: Oh dear Gordon, that sounds serious. You may have come down with a case of "The Crumbles"
by Bertrahm September 7, 2022
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

A saying or phrase meaning "That's just the way things happen".
Person 1: "I can't believe I lost all that money on a stupid bet..."

Person 2: "I'm sorry pal. I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles..."
by Chuck Ikeh May 30, 2004
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Cumble Guy

A guy which is humble and cool
Guy1:Yo, that Frazer dude is a cumble guy!
Guy2: Yeah he is
by Mitloy April 15, 2020
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