Comcasted

Verb

Being screwed by a Monopoly

Person 1 "I tried to correct an billing error with comcast. They contacted my work and got me fire."

Person 2 "You just got Comcasted"

by Rabbitredb October 9, 2014

cumcandle

a cum candle is a candle but the wax is cum this candle smells horific imagine cum but burning and it just smells like burt ruber or sum

hey is that a cum candle i smell? cumcandle

by srdc,jhgfasdgfgefsxcvfcfvsdzxc March 6, 2019

Cumcastic

Sexually Fantastic.

That chick is cumcastic.

Lauren is not hot enough to be cumcastic.

by p8q47328q9o March 21, 2009

cumcastic

used to describe a girl with nice lips, in most cases DSL as the word cumcastic resembles comcast.

that girl has some DSL...chea her lips are cumcastic

by Cack! October 5, 2006

CumRattle

A CumRattle is a CumRattle

"Can I CumRattle your CumRattle"

by CumRattle December 5, 2020

Bumcastle

A place where people congregate on a weekend to sit around and watch TV episode marathons.

To a friend: "Hey, you should come over to the bumcastle on Sunday to bum out.

by 07DDQ2011-2012 January 27, 2012

Comcasted

To be fucked over by comcast customer support including but not limited to customer service, comcast technicians, or the comcast equipment they provide. This also could include technicians not showing up to the job and lying about leaving messages.

I got comcasted today when I left work early to wait for Comcast to come and repair my internet only to not have anyone show up for the appointment.

by mrobz September 9, 2016