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Cum Coma

When either a man or a woman orgasms, whether from masturbation or sex, and is exhausted to the point where a nap is needed.
It's been a while since I came which means my cum coma is going to be amazing!
by scooby snacks! August 26, 2010
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cum combo

a cum combo is basically when you do any coded strange sex position or scheme found on Urban Dictionary. It is called a cum combo because it usually takes the cuming from sex and makes it interesting and fun. Make sure to search UD until you find a cum combo worth while
Anal sex is getting a little old, so i decided to perform a one eyed penguin instead.- a good choice for your cum combo
by Austin Buckley July 12, 2010
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cum commander

one who is higher den a cock soulja, dat which is a cock, a tru dick, one who can control a person to randomly cream dere pants...a tru cum commander...
hot damn...da SPEK n' CEMONE are two really krunk munsta cum commanders...wow i wish i wuz dat cool..skippy no0dle mayn...one day...now tho...im happy wit bein a cock soulja
by spek December 12, 2004
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cum comment

when someone stutters are they say cum comment
“ok so he cum commented... i mean commented”
by sectionleader69420 August 30, 2019
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Cum Combover

The results of getting cum on your stomach and trying to wipe it off with a tissue, resulting in it getting matted down into an unsightly combover.
My partner was over last night and after we had relations, I had the lost unsightly cum combover and had to take a shower. My stomach looked like the top of my uncle Larry's head.
by mrvincent May 18, 2021
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Cum compliment

After we had sex, my partner said “Dude, you jizzed all over me!” I replied “You know what they say: ejaculation is the sincerest form of flattery. I paid you a cum compliment
by Xaime November 28, 2022
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Cum Coma

When you cum so hard, alone or with someone, that you put yourself in a coma with jizz left all over your body.
I was thinking of this girl and I had a cum coma
by Brize\ January 14, 2025
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